Things you just don't get

[Bhowie]

So its me? Or @DerekS ?

@Gibonius rocks a rig too

 

[jcman311]

Yeah, I knew he had type 1 but couldn’t remember if he had the gear.

 

[Piobaire]

Gib just uses it for the anabolic effects.

 

[Omega Male]

I use your mom for the onmyballic effects, Trebek.

 

[ter1413]

Was Vermont Woman Banned From Planet Fitness Because Her Shorts Were Too Short?

A Vermont woman says she will never step in a Planet Fitness again after she was escorted out by police after she says management told her that her gym shorts were inappropriate. Brandi Labounty, a real estate agent, said she's been a gym member for four years, and during that time, she lost 40...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Bhowie]

^that was just an elaborate plot for her to get her thirst trap pics a wider audience

 

[mhip]

Wow...
That girl had such a 5-head...

 

[Luigi_M]

Was Vermont Woman Banned From Planet Fitness Because Her Shorts Were Too Short?

A Vermont woman says she will never step in a Planet Fitness again after she was escorted out by police after she says management told her that her gym shorts were inappropriate. Brandi Labounty, a real estate agent, said she's been a gym member for four years, and during that time, she lost 40...

www.yahoo.com

The comments are worth reading too

 

[Texasmade]

The comments are worth reading too

I’m sure she met your age range of legal to not dead.

 

[beargonefishing]

I’m sure she met your age range of legal to not dead.

In fairness his post-mortem range is longer than Poe's.

 

[Piobaire]

Don't they have free pizza nights and not allow people to life heavy weights there?

 

[venividivicibj]

neighbors are bumping the carpenters. Not complaining (she’s got an amazing voice) just a strange thing to be broadcasting to the neighborhood.

 

[HRoi]

I have long been confused (and somewhat irritated by) hibachi and fondue restaurants. I don’t get the benefit of paying premium restaurant pricing for the privilege of waiting for your food longer and/or having to cook it yourself (bonus wtf for places like Melting Pot that make their dining rooms so dark as you attempt to work with tiny pots and boiling oil).

My friends, since they know i hate Benihana and Melting Pot and enjoy trolling me, sent me the news that both those restaurants are offering curbside takeout. So what exactly will be in the bag? A bunch of raw ingredients? Or fully cooked meals in a styrofoam container?

And if the latter, will this pandemic finally make us all abandon all these ‘experiential’ pretenses and force these restaurants to just serve us the ******* finished dish in the future??

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I agree.

 

[Numbernine]

In the words of the Jerry Hubbard (the great Fred Willard on Fernwood Tonite) "It's not food. It's FUN.