Things you just don't get

[patrickBOOTH]

You sound like a big dummy.

 

[venividivicibj]

Why didn't they send out test kits to everybody in March. Send in a sample, if you've got it stay home for 2 weeks.

Okay, now we know he's trolling at least

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I'm serious, that is the best idea.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Should have rounded up the 23 and me people to send little kits. Boom done. Back to work. Bull market.

 

[erictheobscure]

a few days at home and pBooth's inner idiot really shines through

 

[patrickBOOTH]

A few days? I ******* wish.

 

[venividivicibj]

I'm serious, that is the best idea.

It's also impossible. Have you not seen a TV or read the news in the past 2 months about how there werent enough tests? How can you test everyone when there aren't any tests. Now they have tests, but can't process fast enough. There was a 100k+ test backlog at one point last week.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Why aren't there enough tests?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I can't even take a walk down the street without judgey looks from dog owners for being out without the need of a dog to ****.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

My analysis is that everybody will get this virus. We are slowing it for sake of the hospitals, but we are all getting it eventually.

 

[imatlas]

If you said something like that to me in a work setting I’d worry about what else you haven’t got a ******* clue about.

 

[venividivicibj]

Oh FFS, you can look up NYC hospitalization and ICU to try and back up your harebrained 'someone is fishy with the NYC COVID' theory, but you can't look up testing deficiencies? (something that was on the front page of every news website for the past few weeks)

 

[patrickBOOTH]

If you said something like that to me in a work setting I’d worry about what else you haven’t got a ******* clue about.

It is actually not even my theory. I read it in an op-ed.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Now we just have a big circle-jerk of who can out social distance each other for the sake of humanity. It has become the newest bread and butter for the finger pointers of social media.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Don't get me wrong. I am terrified of this virus. I am the biggest hypochondriac on here. I am doing my part, but shhhesh.