Things you just don't get

[Numbernine]

Idk They look pretty happy to me

 

[Luigi_M]

I'm a sick mind, and cannot help but fantasize about what clams look/feel like and what could make them happy

 

[Journeyman]

I'm a sick mind, and cannot help but fantasize about what clams look/feel like and what could make them happy

An Australian politician achieved fleeting fame (or infamy) when a former assistant of his revealed that he used to refer to a certain part of the female anatomy as "shell-less mussels":

Slipper apologises over text messages

SPEAKER Peter Slipper has unreservedly apologised for a series of text messages sent to staffer James Ashby, who is suing him for sexual harassment.

www.news.com.au

 

[Luigi_M]

O God, save us from sad clams

 

[imatlas]

Sesquipedalian?

y’know, I’d actually forgotten that “sesquipediphilia” was my own coinage. It’s a fetish as much as a style.

 

[imatlas]

Happy as a clam is a regionalism? I had no idea, but I did grow up in a town on the water in the NE.

 

[Piobaire]

Reading you plebs I'm glad I have a concierge doc I also go drinking with.

 

[Omega Male]

This right here is peak Piob.

 

[Piobaire]

It's "Piob" you Sassenach!

 

[beargonefishing]

I just use a vet because I support our troops.

 

[imatlas]

Don’t bears always use vets?

 

[beargonefishing]

Don’t bears always use vets?

Republican bears yes. Democraps hate vets.

 

[otc]

Sometimes I wonder what compels people to post stuff like this on public youtube:

 

[HRoi]

I needed to buy a band aid today. How the **** did it get so complicated??

 

[HRoi]

Ha, that’s fun how it posted the pic upside down. Another ‘thing I don’t get’