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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Darkside

    Darkside Senior member

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    ^90s classic
     
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    The phase "throwing him to the wolves." What's the big deal? Any grown man should be able to fight off some wolves.
     
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    Liam Neeson covered this in "The Grey"
     
  4. ethanm

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    I han seen an ad on the subway with a transwoman in thigh highs and a corsette surrounded by women's clothing and the caption "I like my wife and kids but I love my storage space."

    Wat.
     
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  5. L'Incandescent

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    Okay it turns out there's a song by pop songstress Adele called "Rumour Has It." (I heard it today while acquiring a lunch meal for my body.) The chorus of the song goes like this: "Ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it, ooh rumor has it... ..." Seems like Adele was like "Hell with it I am famous ain't even gonna try no more."
     
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    Oxymoron.
     
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    I really really really really really really like you and I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?
     
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    This door to door meat salesman, I don't think he was prepared for an informed customer. He asked if I was military, and said he always sells to military, and if I went to one of my friend's houses, they'd have his meats, so why don't I want them too? I've never heard the keeping up with the Joneses strategy used for chicken meat. It was 18 lbs of frozen marinated chicken breasts for $150. I told him I bought my breasts for $2.25 a lb and he ignored me, holding up a 4 oz. breast, claiming that nowadays just this here goes for like $3. I said he was wrong. Who are the morons who buy this stuff? If I could just buy one 3 lb box I would've, out of pity. I really have a hard time not being a dick to salesmen.
     
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    Probably those dummies who think veggies only has 2 syllables.
     
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  11. Big Pun

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    I don't think anyone can tell when I'm serious
     
  12. ethanm

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    I wouldn't put it past Joe to not know how to count syllables.
     
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    That's not a bad gig - going door to door sweet talking everyone into letting me feed them my meat
     
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  14. ethanm

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    Oh - your husband is deployed? Can I come in and tell you about my meat?
     
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    "How many syllables in meat?

    "Let me see. Me-e-tu-uh. Four?"
     
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  16. Big Pun

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    Funnily enough the person that thought veggies had one syllable was a 1LT. Guess that degree didn't come in handy this time.
     
  17. ethanm

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    Privates are known to be dumbasses.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  19. L'Incandescent

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    ethan must have cuckoo-mente veggies does have only two syllables hehehe!
     
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    I don't get why we haven't domesticated black bears yet.
     
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