Things you just don't get

[Harold falcon]

Fun fact - Kraft uses balsam wood shavings in its Macaroni and Cheese.

 

[HRoi]

Balsamic Mac and cheese?

 

[L'Incandescent]



Fun fact - Kraft uses balsam wood shavings in its Macaroni and Cheese.

False. You need to add the word "some" into your sentence on account of sometimes they use aluminum betimes you can even see a tiny control panel in there.

 

[HRoi]

Honey, wood you please pass the Kraft Mac and cheese?

 

[zarathustra]

Harold Falcon has a son? WTF?

 

[Harold falcon]

There's no DNA proof of that and I don't pay child support. I was on Maury back in '99 and was declared not the father.

 

[lasbar]

I remember a slut bringing 14 guys on that show to find the father of her child ...

It was entertaining to see her failing each time in her search.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Today the person in the office next to me was singing ♬ ♪ Won't you take me to (dooo do do) chutney-town (dooo do do) won't you take me to (dooo do do) chutney-town ♪ ♬

Finally I had enough went in and said "it is funkytown, not chutney-town please sing it correctly." But the person wouldn't believe me said "Why would anyone be joy to go to funky town? What makes a man be joy is to go to chutney-town no doubt about it."

 

[Harold falcon]

Chutneytown isn't even a real place, what an asshole.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Yeah I had my doubts about that, but I was too worked up didn't think to google it.

EDIT: I later discovered that the person only knew the word "funk" from the idiom "to be in a funk." And so he couldn't understand why anyone would look forward to going to a funky town.

 

[Harold falcon]

That person is probably a jerk face. Best to not associate with him/her at all.

 

[indesertum]

L'inc is my favorite poster of all time. Nobody comes close

 

[Harold falcon]

Wtf inde? That's not what you told me in our pms!

 

[erictheobscure]

Frankly, I wouldn't mind going to Chutney Town. Mango chutney. Cranberry chutney. Other forms of chutney. All kind of tasty in their own way.

 

[acidboy]



Frankly, I wouldn't mind going to Chutney Town. Mango chutney. Cranberry chutney. Other forms of chutney. All kind of tasty in their own way.

I've seen a lot of pretty women of middle azn heritage and I'd love to go to down chutney town too.