Things you just don't get

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  1. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA
     


  2. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I put it after my name. That and MPH. Why? MBA and MPH are two degrees most doctors take seriously and doctors tend to only take MDs seriously. It buys me a little instant cred with folks that don't know me.
     


  3. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Well played, sir.
     


  4. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    I put my degree after my name.

    Biscotti, BS
     


  5. indesertum

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    i saw one that said teen md and i thought of neo
     


  6. otc

    otc Senior member

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    The BMW wasn't enough? They had to get some text on the back that says "I'm easily suckered into expensive options I don't need"?
     
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  7. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I throw Esq. after my name. It reminds me of Bill S. Preston, Esq., so if it was good enough for a Rock n' Roll god it's good enough for me.
     
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  8. Blackhood

    Blackhood Senior member

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    I thought esquire means "in line to inherit a title, but not currently in possession" so the son of a Lord or Marquis would use it?
     


  9. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    It means something different in Freedom Country.
     


  10. SixOhNine

    SixOhNine Senior member

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    That's because the DMV won't let him put CUNT on it, so he went with the next closest thing.


    I once met a guy at a college fundraiser who introduced himself to me as "Dr. Lee." I asked what his doctorate degree was in, and he responded, "l have a Juris Doctor. From Yale." He was even more of an asshole than you're imagining.
     


  11. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    i know this Dr. Lee who you are referring to. he posts on SF under the username "L'Incandescent"
     


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    Sad muppet..
     


  13. Kid Nickels

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    and you'd be wrong.


    Does he conveniently park in your garage?
     
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  14. Find Finn

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    You should have asked if he was for Sara Lee what Colonel Sanders is to KFC.
     


  15. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Bitch, I drive a Jag-you-are. Don't need no specialty license plate for that.
     


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