Things you just don't get

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  1. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Back in the mid 2000s or so when people were getting kidnapped and beheaded by the Taliban, curiosity got the best of me and I watched the video of the Korean guy who was decapitated with what seemed like a really blunt knife.

    It really fucked me up for weeks.

    Jesus.
     
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    now the blunt knife beheading is all the rage with the Mexican cartels
     


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    All I remember is that the video quality was pretty shitty, which is a given because it's the fucking Taliban.

    But damn, the sounds.. that's what got to me.

    You could hear the initial scream, which evolved into what sounded like gargling because of the blood draining into the poor guy's windpipe. Then it was silent for a bit. But once the fucking terrorists stopped chanting their bullshit, you could hear the wheezing of air passing in and out of the man's severed neck.

    Fucking hell.
     


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    It's near the end of the semester and so often I behear my colleagues all "Oh the semester is pert near finished I am so mood of gaiety can ch-ch-ch-chill that boday!!" And I'm all like "C'mon you are grown men and women ain't need to get all hibbeldy-jibbeldy about relaxation time like you are some kind of grade schooler."
     


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    You hard core like Mick Foley.
     


  8. L'Incandescent

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    I am like the Dude Love version of Mick Foley.
     


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    There are some songs I can think of where I love the verse, but don't like the chorus. (The most recent example in my mind is "Every Time the Sun Comes Up" by Sharon van Etten.) It seems like the chorus should be the best part, not the verse, you know what I'm saying?
     


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    I wonder why so many music artists say "thayoo" in response to applause?
     


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    I think the marketeer's there need to work on their product naming. Vagisoft doesn't quite bring to my mind what I think they were shooting for. Err, what were they shooting for?

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    They realized that sex sells and decided to name their hoodie after a soft vagina. It pairs up quite nicely with the Woodie hoodie, which is named after an erect penis (boner).
     
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