Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I don't even get the man purse. why in the hell would you carry one around? what do you put in there? and why are the people who usually carry designer brand man purses usually wear the most hideous of clothes? (jorts, sandals, crocs, graphic t's?)
     
  2. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    Well I carry around a doctors bag from Billy Kirk and I feel like Filson gets into man bag territory if you don't use the shoulder straps

    It's the feminine hand bag thingy I don't get. Just doesn't look good. Looks kind of effete and dainty when everything else they're wearing is not really going for that

    Am I sexist for thinking guys looking effete looks kinda bad but I like women in menswear

    Cis gender hetero privilege
     
  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    this is what I kinda had in mind...

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    I see this a lot here. and its usually the small pudgy middle aged azn guy with the faux-hawk or a bad hair bleach or a bieber hair or all of the above, in their exotic cars while wearing jorts or baggy jeans, onitsuka tiger kicks and AP ROO watches.

    I do carry a filson bag when its absolutely necessary to carry a bag around- and its usually because I'm going out with the kids and I need a bag to put their water and extra clothes and other shit in. I don't see what they can put in these small bags except for the usual douchebag equipments- a 2nd cellphone, a tablet, maybe a concealed weapon and their overstuffed wallets.
     
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    I have a tiny sack.
     
  5. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    You do? Do you think it will affect your ability to reproduce?
     
  6. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    My Dad used to have one and I hated it...

    I put my wallet in my jacket...
     
  7. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Where did you carry your condoms?
     
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    What about in your wallet????

    Have they changed size since I have stopped using them?
     
  9. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Beats me.

    I'm a virgin.. :marchal:
     
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  10. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    what's the point of a 24 hour car rental if you're only given enough miles to drive 3 of those hours?
     
  11. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    the point is to upsell you the miles, duh.
     
  12. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    When it comes to the man purse, as with so many things, the Scots got it right. Not only is it handy, looks good, but it protects the nuts.

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    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Well, they are homosexuals, so gender norms don't apply to them.
     
  14. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I wonder where Jizzy Pearl ranks among great rock and roll singers of the last sixty years? Probably somewhere in the top seven, I'd say. But where in that top seven, I do not know.
     
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    I just overheard a parent explaining flatulence to a young child--maybe five or six. The parent said "The body is like a factory produces waste product in the course of normal business operations and so the body has a "stack" where particulate matter can be released into the atmosphere." Why would an analogy to a factory be helpful to a young child? :confused:
     

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