Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

Well, I guess you win the "gay and available" vibes contest, then

 

[Piobaire]

There was ever any doubt?

 

[Bhowie]



With no exaggeration I was probably comped about $10 thousand dollars of food and beverages in 2013. Heck, just NYE I was comped nearly 1k of stuff.

Small time

 

[Piobaire]



Small time

I never had aspirations to be anything more...and I'm not in the industry.

Lulz@ GF rushing in to thumb that. He's like a wart on my jock.

 

[Bhowie]



I never had aspirations to be anything more...and I'm not in the industry.

Lulz@ GF rushing in to thumb that. He's like a wart on my jock.

 

[GreenFrog]

 

[wojt]

orgasm many women get when someone posts a random picture of a baby on facebook

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I go back and forth with what I hate more babies or dogs?

 

[Bhowie]

For me its Jews.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

All, or just baby Jews?

 

[L'Incandescent]

Today I met a guy he said "My name is Samuel, but my friends all call me Chimp Cho-Chool." I was like "Umm, I can't believe your friends really call you Chimp Cho-Chool, but on the off chance that they do, you should ask them to stop doing that."

Why would a guy want his friends to call him Chimp Cho-Chool?

 

[wojt]

I go back and forth with what I hate more babies or dogs?

Today I met a guy he said "My name is Samuel, but my friends all call me Chimp Cho-Chool." I was like "Umm, I can't believe your friends really call you Chimp Cho-Chool, but on the off chance that they do, you should ask them to stop doing that."

Why would a guy want his friends to call him Chimp Cho-Chool?

LOL

 

[Harold falcon]



Today I met a guy he said "My name is Samuel, but my friends all call me Chimp Cho-Chool." I was like "Umm, I can't believe your friends really call you Chimp Cho-Chool, but on the off chance that they do, you should ask them to stop doing that."

Why would a guy want his friends to call him Chimp Cho-Chool?

Someone with the nickname Chimp Cho-Chool probably did not choose his own nickname. It is probably a result of an unfortunate situation in high school.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Today I met a guy he said "My name is Samuel, but my friends all call me Chimp Cho-Chool." I was like "Umm, I can't believe your friends really call you Chimp Cho-Chool, but on the off chance that they do, you should ask them to stop doing that."

Why would a guy want his friends to call him Chimp Cho-Chool?

Maybe it's just idiots named Sam. There's another "Samuel" I met and he says "but you can call me 'Chino'" Ummmm.... No. And up until know I though that was the dumbest nickname I'd ever heard.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Maybe it's just idiots named Sam. There's another "Samuel" I met and he says "but you can call me 'Chino'" Ummmm.... No. And up until know I though that was the dumbest nickname I'd ever heard.

Did Samuel have any Chinese ancestry? (Spanish language)