Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I would imagine most sexual surrogates are faced with the same problem.
     


  2. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    When I work on my resume and cover letters, time seems to fly by, like insanely quickly. And not in the sense that I'm having fun.

    But when I'm just surfing the web and dicking around, time seems to crawl.

    I don't get that.
     


  3. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    Be sure to include those HS achievements.
     


  4. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Argh the last dozen or so posts reminded me to apply for a job I've been putting off for the past few months. Sucks the work is moving from policy to business development and I have no idea how to my shit remotely relevant.
     


  5. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    The Kardashians in general...

    Scott Disick ,Rob and Bruce Jenner..

    No actually just all of them...
     


  6. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    You better not include the Jenner sisters.
     
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  7. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    One looks prettier than her simian sisters..
     


  8. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Will not hit...

    Too scared of tetanus..
     


  9. Kid Nickels

    Kid Nickels Senior member

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    yes..they are all insufferable idiots who have a TV show marketed to even more insufferable idiots.
     


  10. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Senior member

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    Impossible to tell if that kind of incisive cultural commentary is evidence of a refined aesthetic sensibility or of a superior intellect.
     


  11. Kid Nickels

    Kid Nickels Senior member

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    ^ :lol:

    I do appreciate the choices you've provided... or I may just be a cranky misanthrope.
     


  12. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    This morning I was all "amped up" sort of like I get when I ingest too many cocaine powders. But then in the afternoon and early evening I had a lethargy to me. I wonder what's going on in my system to cause that?
     


  13. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    Too few cocaine powders?
     


  14. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    That might just be the solution to my problem. :bounce2:
     


  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I literally loled when I read this.
     


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