Things you just don't get

[L'Incandescent]



I broke up with multiple girls because they smoke - disgusting habit of the weak-willed.

Did they only take up smoking after you started dating them?

 

[blahman]

No matter how hot the girl, as soon as I see her pull out a smoke, my penor goes back to sleep.

 

[JayJay]



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he seems like a cool dog. what kind is he?

almost all dog owners i know feel exactly that way.

Welsh Terrier

 

[Rambo]



Agreed.
Also, as we're talking about fat chics in cars, why do the really fat ones always pick really tiny cars? They squeeze in like a hermit crab and it's like they are wearing the car.

They are teh poorz.

 

[blahman]



They are teh poorz.

Spent too much on burgers to afford a bigger car.

 

[deadly7]



Welsh Terrier

Do you still run that Welsh Terrier news board? Or am I thinking of another dog enthusiast?

Incidentally, gf has West Island Terriers and those things are so damn cute and loveable. I hated dogs until I met them, but god damn are people missing out.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Do you still run that Welsh Terrier news board? Or am I thinking of another dog enthusiast?
Incidentally, gf has West Island Terriers and those things are so damn cute and loveable. I hated dogs until I met them, but god damn are people missing out.

Probably lefty.

 

[Joffrey]

in high school and college the girls that smoked most likely also put out. so I never minded having someone smoke around me.
personally i don't like the aftersmell that gets into your clothes after a party, but I don't mind people smoking during a party (as long as its not in my house). You know you're at a laid back and potentially good party/get together when there's people smoking freely.

I broke up with multiple girls because they smoke - disgusting habit of the weak-willed.

Nothing worse than nazi anti-smokers. To a person they are never fun. I'm a social smoker and love it but not the smell on me/car/apartment the day after or when not partaking. Love girls that smoke socially. Sexy. Hooked smokers are a turn off though thanks to the smell and lack of control.

 

[JayJay]



Do you still run that Welsh Terrier news board? Or am I thinking of another dog enthusiast?
Incidentally, gf has West Island Terriers and those things are so damn cute and loveable. I hated dogs until I met them, but god damn are people missing out.

Not me, I'm not familiar with that site.

 

[Kid Nickels]



Agreed.
Also, as we're talking about fat chics in cars, why do the really fat ones always pick really tiny cars? They squeeze in like a hermit crab and it's like they are wearing the car.

reminded me of this!!! hahaha

[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

 

[MikeDT]

Why does my kettle play Beethoven when it boils?

Why are there no Mars Bars in China?

 

[akatsuki]



Did they only take up smoking after you started dating them?

Usually found out on a second or third date, neither of them were heavy smokers.

 

[acidboy]

there are days when you just wanna drive out somewhere far with a pack of smokes and a six pack of cold and bitter ipa's...

 

[Fang66]



Why does my kettle play Beethoven when it boils?

Because it was written by Anthony Burgess.

Why are there no Mars Bars in China?

Because they all have tapeworms.

 

[VonLehndorff]

Because it was written by Anthony Burgess.
Because they all have tapeworms.

******* brilliant Mr Fang