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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. b1os

    b1os Senior member

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    Or who shout when talking on the phone so the entire train can listen to their very interesting phone conversation. And when somebody actually kindly asks them to dial it down a notch, they answer "If you don't want to listen to me, take a cab." (happened last week).
     
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  2. Piobaire

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    I've noticed if you dust one of these guys at a stop light they tend to get titchy.
     
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  3. Kid Nickels

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    These people are already deaf, thus they crank the music to hear it from their shitty ear buds.




    These people should be shot in the face.



    These people are a self-selecting group, whom I'm sure if you had the chance to meet them would make it perfectly clear .. there's probably a reason there's an overlap between pick up trucks and nascar.



    Thank goodness they had that audio engineer on at the end to tell me "the sound is phenomenal".
     
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  4. HRoi

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    There's only one subgroup of vehicle owners that has a higher douche to total population ratio than lifted truck drivers, and that's sportbike riders
     
  5. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    What about Maybach drivers?
     
  6. Kid Nickels

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    You don't drive a Maybach you ride in oneā€¦ duh.
     
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  7. HRoi

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    I think L'inc might be the only Maybach driver in the world, so the Maybach douche ratio is either 0% or 100%
     
  8. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    My Maybach is yellow; that might suggest the 100% figure. :embar:
     
  9. zarathustra

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    SO that was you dropping your lady friend off today?
     
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  10. Biscotti

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    Is 70 mph supposed to be fast? I drive 85-90 mph daily.
     
  11. Kid Nickels

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    If you're driving one of these it is.


    [​IMG]
     
  12. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    So apparently I smell like "new baby doll"...
     
  13. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    so...like silicon and latex? :smarmy:
     
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  14. GreenFrog

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    And poppers.
     
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    I like to do poppers at a bar while dressed very nicely. People all like wtf
     
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  17. GreenFrog

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    So is it true? Do poppers really give you an urge to get stuffed in all your orifices?

    srs.
     
  18. Biscotti

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    I don't think so, not anymore than alcohol. Everything seems amazing for like 30 seconds. Its interesting, but really just a novelty. No one knows wtf they are, so I guess it makes one look sophisticated or just weird.
     
  19. MrG

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    This pisses me off as a matter of general policy, but I get next-level enraged when I see them do it in the snow. As if driving down here in the snow isn't bad enough, we have to dodge Roscoe's lifted truck because he's too stupid to realize that big tires and a lift kit don't change the fact that pickup trucks are terrible vehicles for winter weather, and the only thing his modifications have done is put his bumper at eye level for the average car.
     
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  20. GreenFrog

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    I bet @Piobaire drove lifted trucks back in the day.
     
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