Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

We have too many kinds of paper towels in this country. How the hell am I supposed to make a decision with all this crap on the store shelves

 

[lasbar]



Copenhagen is the often referred to as the capital of Ikea land and Legoland, saw on Leno once that some idiot thought Denmark was the capital go Sweden. :roll eyes:

I have been thinking about changing my location to "Nopenhagen" as a homage to the failure that was Cop15.

How about Dopenhagen????

 

[Liam O]



go Sweden. :roll eyes:

... It isn't?

 

[Find Finn]



How about Dopenhagen????

That would require Copenhagen being dope, which is a stretch.

... It isn't?

It was the other way round, Sweden was a part of Denmark, but it would a step up it Copenhagen was a part of Sweden.


Also why the ****, did my phone write go instead of of.

 

[Teacher]



This semester I have had an unusually large number of students say "Um so I know I stopped coming to class in the fifth week haven't turned in any assignments but now I'm 'bout to graduate need to pass the class what can I do?"

How did they get through four years of university being the kinds of students who would do things like that? How do you just stop coming to class when your graduation depends on your passing my course?

I never understood these turds myself. And no, I didn't bend over backwards to help them. Yeah, I was a dick. Poo-poo to me.

 

[Teacher]



At first I thought that was odd, but now I don't anymore. My real name is Ron Mexico, even though I'm not Mexican, but rather American.

I wasn't going to reveal it on the board, Ron. Glad you felt comfortable coming out like that.

 

[HRoi]

I thought real name of L'inc was Dr. Lee?

 

[SixOhNine]



That is nothing I knew a girl once named Pi as in π, I also went to school with someone named Life, Alf and June.

I, too, once knew a girl named Pi. Her full name was Karen Meida Pi, as in, "Karen made a pie". We often asked what type of pie she made, and whether we could get a piece of it. Junior high boys are not noted for their witty repartee.

 

[HRoi]

See this is why you don't name a child while high on pot. Making a child while high is fun - naming one is a stupid idea. Her parents were probably giggling uncontrollably thinking how funny it would be

 

[Find Finn]



I, too, once knew a girl named Pi. Her full name was Karen Meida Pi, as in, "Karen made a pie". We often asked what type of pie she made, and whether we could get a piece of it. Junior high boys are not noted for their witty repartee.

This was her first name.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Okay as of late I've been finding long hairs (such as of woman) in my condominium. Do y'all think there's a woman what dwells in my condo during my "times of absence?"

 

[ethanm]

Every once in a while I have a chest hair that grows several inches (do you too?)

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I have a very long eyebrow hair that emerges. It is very light brown in color compared to the rest. Even when I pull it out it grows back rapidly. It is like 2 inches long.

 

[lasbar]



I have a very long eyebrow hair that emerges. It is very light brown in color compared to the rest. Even when I pull it out it grows back rapidly. It is like 2 inches long.

Wait a few years...

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I switch it up all day between picking out my nose hairs and my eyebrow hairs. I guess pretty soon it will be my ear hairs, too.