Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.
Why do you get shit on your hand? Toilet paper, thats the way to go.
It is still quite new in certain towns or countries..
cmon? you never came up with a little stain on your hand after a swipe?
i think sinks in stalls would be great. plus you could wet the toilet paper with some warm water. thats some win right there.
wetting of toilet paper is overrated... you're weakening the TP and upping the possibility of it breaking through during wipe and your bare fingers touching your fecal matter caked anus... or worse:
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your finger breaking through the wet weakened TP and you accidentally fingering deep into your fecal matter caked rectum.
wet wipes as a product though are stellar because they're made of a stronger more fabric based material that won't break under stress.
i always use copious amounts of TP, at least 5 or 6 fold, to prevent this exact situation.
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the dirty swipe is not usually from breakthrough, but rather from side swipe coupled with a messy/wet shit. when the side of the hand sticks out further than the TP, and the fecal matter is not contained to the central rectal area.
No, sorry. Also: eww.
you are missing out. or you are liar. no one in the world has never got shit on their hand.
Don't lie young man...
We all had stinky fingers at one point in our lives...
Baby wipes are one of those products that once you have used them you will never want to be without.
One of my friends accidentally got his shirt cuff in the line of fire when wiping his ass. I shit you not (pun).
when a magazine displays some article or feature on the cover, but it is nowhere to be found in the table of contents. wtf is with that?
"friend?" either way that is funny. was he in a restaurant?
Raëlism. What fuck is this shit?
they like UFOs and sex. hell of a religion.
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