Things you just don't get

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  1. Plsez2

    Plsez2 Senior member

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    Girls who won't swallow
    Mothers who nag (gets them no where)
    Disco music
    fake tats
    Scooters
    Carrot-top(wtf)
    paying for sex
     


  2. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH
    George Carlin.
    Why?
     


  3. tiecollector

    tiecollector Senior member

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    poeple who live in a country for 10+ years and don't bother to learn the main language.
    Me neither. In the US it's almost considered an accomplishment.
    People who use the second person indicative constantly.
    Guilty as charged. Women who shop for dresses at a place named after housing for large, smelly animals. Not only that but said place has seen an INCREASE in sales. How people can be content being overweight. Why in the hell my cat finds it appropriate to lick the walls and drive me nuts all damn day long.
     


  4. dbtbandit67

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    why pretentious alpha males always got to get the last word

    fragile egos, sheesh
     


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    celery Senior member

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    People who confuse the use of "loose" with "lose"
    People who use double negatives
    Pantyhose tight raw jeans wearers
    Pro Lifers who don't understand the social costs of a sea of unwanted children
    Vocoder effect
    Fast cars in traffic swamped cities
    People who have never visited a foreign country
    Midget Porn
    People who keep all their lights on when they leave the house
    Scratchy voiced women as TV announcers

    They're the same people who confuse "to" and "too." Don't mind them.
    Ain't nobody just don't not understanding nothing.
    They're into testicular asphyxiation.
    They can't get past the God part.
    Many musicians can't sing, hence vocoder and implants.
    Because it's nice to know you CAN go fast if you had the opportunity. Also, engine roar.
    Yes, they call them Americans.
    Well, for starters, midgets are small people. And small people are funny. Any questions?
    Prevents the roaches from having parties.
    All the sexy voiced women are making more money as phone sex operators.



    George Carlin.
    The popularity of a lot of current bands - Black Eyed Peas, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga all come to mind.
    Why dogs eat poop.
    Roger Federer's girlfriend.
    Why it seems so many filipino men are homosexuals.
    What Peter Angelos has been smoking for a decade-plus.
    Menthol cigarettes.
    Ed Hardy.
    Meth.
    Tight jeans.
    The current 80s look on women.
    Mutual masturbation.

    He's funnier than Dane Cook at least.
    No surprise that people in general have horrible taste.
    Because it's rich and creamy.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Have you been around Filipino women? Exactly.
    Crack.
    I've asked. Not even black people know why they like them, they said they taste like shit.
    Wearing Ed Hardy = getting laid by easy club chicks. Understand now?
    Addiction.
    Backlash to baggy and saggy jeans.
    Women have horrible fashion sense, and everything they buy is "cute."
    It never lasts, it always ends up with sex. But watching a girl finger herself is awesome.



    Girls who won't swallow
    Mothers who nag (gets them no where)
    Disco music
    fake tats
    Scooters
    Carrot-top(wtf)
    paying for sex

    Yeah wtf?
    Learned behaviour from their mothers.
    Again, average person + good taste = unpossible.
    Because all people with tats eventually regret it (unless it's a military tat).
    Being a 12 year old girl at heart is what matters in life.
    He exists to remind humanity of what low self-esteem looks like.
    Um, everyone pays for sex, but most women refuse cash and want entertainment and nutrients.
     


  6. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    Maybe she can't afford the payments?

    she wasn't the one who was going to buy it for me [​IMG]
     


  7. Tardek

    Tardek Senior member

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    why pretentious alpha males always got to get the last word

    fragile egos, sheesh


    This one's easy - they know you want the last word, but they also know you aren't alpha enough to take it.

    Woof! You just got peed on.
     


  8. Gradstudent78

    Gradstudent78 Senior member

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    People who water the side walk more then their little patch of grass w/ their sprinkler.
     


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    ratboycom Senior member

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8132726.stm

    wtf...


    +Over 9000

    This shit hasnt been cool for over 3 years in Japan. You rarely rarely rarely see a Yamamba/Gangyaru out in full dress anymore, not even in Shibuya/Harajuku on a sunday. Most grew up or grew out of it. Shit even girls in the countryside know this isnt hot anymore.
     


  10. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    Why?

    I've just never found him funny, that's all. I know he's supposed to be classic, but I just can't get into it. I've heard maybe 1 routine of his in all my life where I laughed.

    I'm sure this will open me up to all kinds of abuse.
     


  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    why pretentious alpha males always got to get the last word

    fragile egos, sheesh


    That's what the beta-dog guidance councilor types want you to believe.
     


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    Big Pun Senior member

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    Why my GF watches MTV
    people content with watching endless TV
    people obsessed with facebook etc.
    People who like taco bell
    most fetishes
    Fraiser
     


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    neeZy Senior member

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    This one's easy - they know you want the last word, but they also know you aren't alpha enough to take it.

    Woof! You just got peed on.


    That's cold-blooded....
     


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    Just had to add... Geico commercials... seriously WTF is that shit?
     


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    People who like taco bell



    Marijuana
     


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