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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    See....I would never notice something like this at a urinal station!
     
  2. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    He was making a bit of a spectacle of himself. He was all like "Aww man" and "Come on, ugh."
     
  3. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    Was this restroom on the turnpike/highway?
     
  4. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    No it was not that kind of "scene" at all it was a restroom in the building where I perform my tasks (work).
     
  5. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    :eh:
     
  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    While I am on the subject, here's another thing that happens in the restroom betimes: a person will stand farther back from the urinal station than is advisable for the act of urinate. The person who does that also usually arches his back. It is like he is trying to draw attention to his "organ" why else would you do that? Be all like "Come on, that's not what this room is about."
     
  7. ter1413

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    You notice too many goings on in restrooms! Stop scanning for organs when you are in restrooms and just do you biz and bounce....
     
  8. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Hey if the man ain't want to be noticed shouldn't do things that get noticed. I am but a man with vision see what's in my line of sight.
     
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  9. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    FTFY
     
  10. acidboy

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    I sometimes have to stand further back from the urinal station than is advisable for the act of urinate because betimes I would find myself in a place where they have installed urinals that are not designed studiously so the probability of getting "splashback" (urine droplets splashing back to myself) is high unless I take a step or a step and a half back. I also encountered a urinal wednesday night that was partly clogged and whilst in the act of urinating I pressed the flush button and the water level rose to the level that it spilled down the floor and so I had to step back lest the water and urine mix sullies the footwear I was wearing.
     
  11. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Man, that is seriously one of my fears is that the urinal will start flushing and the urine/water blend will pour over onto Lobbs.
     
  12. SixOhNine

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    Well there's your problem. You should use more than just your hand.
     
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    While I'm flattered by your subtle advances and have heard countless rumors of your mouth's tendency to be a total boner garage, I much prefer to park my penor in other places. Thanks, but no thanks, brah.
     
  14. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Did you ever notice how people be say "passable CD" when they are not? What's up with that ain't no one is fooled.
     
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    there's a great technique called scissoring you should try out
     
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    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]

    step closer and aim down
     
  17. gomestar

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    the urinals at my old office had this little metal filter thing at the bottom, presumably so the urinal cake remains in the toilet. it was attached by a screw. problem is, when pee hits the screw, it shoots it right back at you. design fail.
     
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  18. imatlas

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    Best urinal design ever, and the closest thing to zero splashback you'll find outside of a snowbank:

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. otc

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    Just stand near the edge of the urinal and shoot it at the side wall to maximize your extreme angle. Of course this will make you look like a weirdo (or possibly double-dick-dude trying to use 2 urinals at the same time).

    They should make them with a center rib that sticks out. Aim just off center and get a nice smooth landing.
     
  20. acidboy

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    some establishments here fill their urinals with ice cubes which makes for an interesting peeing process- counting how many ice cubes your piss can melt.
     
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