Things you just don't get

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  1. kashmir

    kashmir Senior member

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    so who is to blame for fat girls' lowly self image?
     
  2. MyOtherLife

    MyOtherLife Senior member

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    I don't get the under 35 crowd; relationships for an hour, friends for a day, unable to think for themselves (if at all), 2,000 word vocabulary and a 3 second attention span. 'Nice to meet you, here, have a disease'. They mumble when they talk. They say, 'yeah, I know' to everything, when in fact they know all about nothing. If this is the generation that is going to 'take care of me' in my old age, I am taking my precautions for when the time comes. Anyone know where I can purchase a nice cyanide capsule?
     
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    Liam O Senior member

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    I'm under 35, I make new friends every day. I have a 2000 word vocabulary in at least two non-native languages. I don't think I'll be taking care of you though, I like happy old people better.
     
  4. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    Here, have a disease.
     
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    Gibonius Senior member

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    "Young people these days."
     
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    Our parents used to say the same thing about us..
     
  7. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    Every generation thinks it's the first one to realize that young people are stupid. Of course they are. It's because they are young.
     
  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I don't get why it's like a right of passage for the latest sock/troll/noob to post something lame like "water" or "coke" in the WAYDrinking threak.
     
  9. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    social media has brought the total :facepalm: to my generation. Ignorance is bliss. And rampant.

    in years past, at least people were stupid in silence.
     
  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I fucking love Twitter. I don't like the other ones though.
     
  11. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    probably starts with people like me.




    there was cake at the office yesterday, andI didn't eat it because it's usually gross, but deep in my head I imagined one of the fat ladies taking an extra slice, and instead of doing the typical bullshit rationale of "oh this is just too good to pass up", in my head I imagined something like "I need these extra calories to help maintain my physique." I really want this to happen some day.
     
  12. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    oh I do too. But it's also where stupid people say stupid things.
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This overweight woman in my office is always going on talking about healthy eating and shit and when I tell her she's wrong she refuses to believe me. I want to tell her so bad to look at her fupa then talk to me, but alas. The other day she bought cinnamon and sugar coated WHOLE WHEAT donuts. This is the shit she kids herself with. She tells me I'm so messed up for eating once a day and it is so unhealthy, but then again she is snacking all fucking day. Ridiculous.
     
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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    but you are messed up for eating once a day. I couldn't stand it. Food is delicious.
     
  15. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    That's the point. Once I start, it is hard to stop so I limit my opportunities to eat.
     

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