Things you just don't get

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    lot of fetish shit I don't get. I remember a former client once telling me that he gets off when he asks and watches his mistress take a squat and pee on the floor.

    come to think of it, I don't get why people would tell me shit like this.
     


  2. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    This is my approach. I have a few silk ones, but they never get worn.
     


  3. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    i realize full well that a great many of the open questions on this thread can be answered simply by "because people are idiots", but that won't stop me from adding one more:

    I have learned that somewhere in North Carolina there is a bridge where too-tall trucks keep trying to drive under and get turned into convertibles for their trouble. the bridge has all kinds of warning signs and flashing lights but it's still been responsible for more hack roof-chop jobs than West Coast Customs.

    this probably belongs in a "things that make you rofl" thread if we had one of those...
     


  4. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    People see you where one and then grab one on sale for $5 and give it to you later for a gift. Rinse and repeat = drawer full of them.
     


  5. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Reminds me of my all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes cartoon:

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  6. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    someone actually put a permanent camera on the bridge to capture the festivities. the website 11foot8.com wins the Internet for today

    notice that there is actually a huge flashing yellow light to specifically warn drivers when their vehicle is too tall. that is the funniest part of the situation.
     


  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I don't get people that mistake "where" for "wear." WTF?
     


  8. Steve Smith

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    Only loosers make that mistake.
     


  9. acidboy

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    their idiots. that's why.
     


  10. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    its better then mixing up weather and whether.
     


  11. Fang66

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    Anyone could of made that mistake, but they would of been rather sheepish if they had of mixed them up with wether.
     
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  12. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    It was hamfisted satire of the Bush/Cheney administration, done way, way too late. And the ending as awful.

    He's gotten hit or miss lately. Full Dark, No Stars was great, 11/22/63 was ridiculous. I'll still read everything he puts out, but he no longer jumps to the front of the queue.
     


  13. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Senior member

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  14. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    what's the difference between ziti and penne?
     


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    Penne is to Azn what Ziti is to African
     


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