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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Blackhood

    Blackhood Senior member

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    If you were handsome or charming enough to smash a cousin that attractive, one would hope you'd have other options.
     
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  2. MrG

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    :laugh:
     
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  3. HRoi

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    I suppose if you smashed but didn't marry, you still wouldn't be a felon.

    I wonder what conditions Arizona, Illinois, Utah, Wisconsin, Indiana and Maine would allow it. I suppose one would be propagation of the species after zombie apocalypse
     
  4. acidboy

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    I know someone here, early 30s, who got married a couple of years back to her 1st cousin whom she was having a long distance relationship. when I asked someone whats the deal, they all said she's marrying for the money and security... and this is a very educated person who has a pretty nice career at that time. suffice to say in the wedding itself there was no bride side and groom side.
     
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    Fuck I hate people who devalue lazy.
     
  6. munchausen

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    The link up there says it has to do with the age and/or child bearing capability. Most of them say both parties have to be over 65, but some say 50 and some say only the woman needs to be over a certain age or unable to bear children.
     
  7. Blackhood

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    It takes a special kind of lazy to think "my cousin is a little less hassle than the other bar skanks" The only time saving would be not having to add her number to your phonebook
     
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  8. munchausen

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    You would save some time introducing her to your family as well.
     
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  9. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Being married to your cousin is not a criminal offense anywhere in the US. Having sex with your cousin is illegal in a handful of states, and cousin marriages are void in many others. There are a few states where it's not a valid marriage if you marry there, but if you get married somewhere else and then move there it's valid. West Virginia, for example.

    Also, we are all at least 50th cousins with each other.
     
  10. L'Incandescent

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    I don't have any cousins, but if I did, I would probably marry one of them. Here's my thinking: if the Lord saw fit to put us in proximity like that, He must have been giving us a sign that we should join forces. (Unless the cousin was ugly; that itself would be a sign that we should not join forces.)
     
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    Cousin marriage is void in the Oh hi oh.
     
  12. L'Incandescent

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    I will make sure not to move there, then! (I mean, I would be sure not to move there if I actually did have any cousins, which I do not, of which both my parents were only children.)
     
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  13. Blackhood

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    Marrying your family members is just genetic masturbation.
     
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  14. Piobaire

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    Smash, sure. Marry and procreate though?
     
  15. imatlas

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    Cousins are for practice?
     
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  16. imatlas

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    Come to think of it, my best friend in high school lost his virginity to his cousin.
     
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  17. Piobaire

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    I snapped a candid of this today. Will post from home tonight but Gomey has already seen her. It is a stupendous example. The cowboy boots are what really sets this one apart.
     
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  19. imatlas

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    I'm not clicking on that at work. Summary?
     
  20. otc

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    A lot of people fondly remembering that 3 month period when they were younger where they were banging their cousins.

    I sure hope all of their cousin's were super hot at least...
     

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