Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Goldy

    Goldy Well-Known Member

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    That's getting a little personal. I know I'm going to regret this but why do you ask? Are you a scientologist?
     
  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Lol please don't take it personal I ask many people the same thing on the forum.
     
  3. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    You have never asked me that. Or maybe you did when I wasn't looking?
     
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    imatlas Senior member

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    You'd better read every post on the entire forum to check.
     
  5. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    and read it repetitively
     
  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Didn't find it, but that's with only one read-through. Irregardless of whether he asked or not, though, I can just go ahead and answer the question: no. But of course I'll read the whole forum a couple more times just to be sure.
     
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  7. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    PB asked me in person when I was drunkenly stumbling out of one of Manhattan's fanciest Martini bars. I answered negatively but may have tried to give my Hermes pocket square to a hooker so he helped me out there.
     
  8. Claghorn

    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Will hookers give an SF member discount?

    Also, I don't get houndstooth. I think I need to stop trying. Herringbone might be as country as I can handle.
     
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    Harold falcon Senior member

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    No.

    Also, try it when you're actually in the country.
     
  10. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    ...out loud



    heretic.
     
  11. Claghorn

    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    If only I were in Europe or New England. Country here is...well...not...uhhh...anything. And back in Texas, I've been to the country a number of times and I've never seen anyone in houndstooth. Salmon colored khaki shorts, Sperry's, and Brooks Brothers button downs, yes. If we're talking about really country...then I don't know what brands they wear, but they look expensive until they get covered in javelina innards. I think country house parties don't happen in Texas...just ranch parties.

    Thomas, do you wear houndstooth to ranch parties?
     
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    CalTex Senior member

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    So you ask everyone this.
     
  13. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    How my dog gets on and off my bed at night, I know he doesn't jump as he usually whimpers until, I lift him up or down, so there can only be two explanations.

    1. Helpful ghosts
    2. I do it in my sleep.
     
  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    There is this cute little Indian woman who works in my office and she is so easily startled. If you go over to her desk to ask for something she jumps and grabs her chest. If you are walking and come around the corner and she is there she will jump and gasp. I always try my very best to make my presence known, but everything frightens her.

    I also think it is funny that all of these other Indian men who work at the company are always looming around sniffing her farts throughout the day. I feel like yelling at them to leave her alone because I know her husband. I really do know her husband. He works in another department at the company. He is not easily frightened though,
     
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    upthewazzu Senior member

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    AAC has gone full grumpy old men mode. It's been pretty bad for a while but I think I just lost my patience.
     

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