Things you just don't get

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  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    In college, a few friends convinced me to cut the muffler off my Jeep ('79 CJ-7 with the 258 motor). They told me it would add all kinds of horsepower and sound really cool. Well, they were wrong on both counts - why I would want more horsepower on a vehicle that corners only slightly better than a covered wagon I have no idea, but I was a lot younger then. It get loud, however, loud enough to set off passing car alarms and rattle a few (already-loose) windows. I guess that was a benefit.
     
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  2. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I do derive a bit of a chuckle from the fart can brigade though. They invariable seem to get upset when the well dressed middle aged dood in the full size MB SUV blows their doors off. The note of urgency issuing from the fart can always goes up dramatically when this happens.
     
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    You drag race? What a douche.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    This hurts as you know how much I value your opinion, jizz mop.

    And no, I was talking about flying by them in traffic as they're so fucking slow, although, if they pull up in the outside lane that will end on the other side of the intersection, yeah, damn straight I'll floor it so the slow moving fart can does not get in front of me.
     
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    Ahh the hard reversing PooBear. Typical.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I can't help it if English is your second language. Although the thought of you calling me a name getting me to recant is very funny. As I said, you know how much I value your opinion of me. :laugh:

    You can get one last pitiful shot in, I won't answer, and we can cease shitting up the thread with how much we detest each other. At least that's my plan, jizz mop.
     
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    Broooom brooom watch me blow past teh poors in my penis subsitute yay I's da hero.
     
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    i think piobaire and fang have surpassed aek and mm as buttbuddies extrodinaire. i much prefer to watch hate fuck then tender gentle love making
     
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    WTF is a fart can?

    Anyway, I think I'm the only gym goer around these parts that doesn't stare down and size up all his "competition". I don't give a shit how much these weirdos can lift. Stop eyeballing me.

    Also, I don't get why my culinary school roommate wants to eat out every meal. She's so damn lazy.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    You've never seen one of those slow moving cars, usually something like a 10 year old hatchback Civic, sort of semi-riced, with the muffler attachment that makes the exhaust note sound like a fart?
     
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    Hey bro, how much do you bench :smarmy:
     
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    I was driving down the highway and keep hearing this sound like a motorcycle accelerating hard. I was looking around, expecting to see some crotchrocket flying by me at 90+ mph. Then I see this POS Civic moving at a steady 65. Constant VRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM for ten miles and god forbid he tried to pass someone.
     
  13. Thomas

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    We called them 'melon launchers' back in the day.

    Also, beware: the staredown isn't about how much you can lift, it's about whether they think you can defend against gymraep. back to the wall, and if you drop your towel/gloves/belt/girdle/leg warmers, kick it/them/yourself across the floor.
     
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    Max Maryland speed limit is 65.
     
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    And?
     

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