Things I don't get.... I don't really think I'm very catholic... I haven't been to church regularly in decades (I'll go when with cousins or friends... its like riding a bike)... But when I get a new car/bike/house/something significant/ect... I'm knocking on the church's door with an envelope of money to have a priest bless my shit. Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler! When I got my car last year... I got a flat on a major highway on the 2nd day... then again later that week. I was reminded that I didn't bless that machine with the holy hands of a priest and an envelope of money yet. After the said transaction... its been all good. Me being a cheap bastard... I threw in my wife's and my computers, both bicycles into the new station wagon before the blessing... and snuck into my conversation "yeah can you bless whats in the car too?" the Polish Priest was not amused.