Things you just don't get

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  1. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    Sorry, misread the "If". Either way I don't want to get into a logic pissing match with a philosophy professor (AKA, 10th Dan bullshit artist) so let me just finish with, youse wrong and I'm write.
     


  2. L'Incandescent

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    That's the fun thing about logic: you can make perfectly valid arguments while reaching all sorts of silly conclusions! Truth is, I'm not committed to any particular account of why God invented lasers.
     


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    Can you give a non-committal opinion though? Being a music lover perhaps the eventual development of Blue Ray? I'm pretty strong in my faith that it was for debushification, but I'd entertain the idea of driving cats nutso with laser pointers.
     


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    You've hit on exactly why I don't have a settled opinion. I would be inclined to think that the Lord invented lasers with the enjoyment of kitties in mind. But little Genevieve is completely indifferent to the laser pointer. It may be that she's an anomaly, though. (Well, there's no "may be" about it: she is an anomaly.)
     


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    Meguchan will have fun with laser pointers as long as the dot is far enough away from your hand, otherwise she'll just attack the pointer and any appendage attached there to. Her latest favourite though is cable ties, she will often find one, bring it to me spit it out and then say "OK, amuse me slave".
     


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    Las, it makes no sense. Kappelan's jeans are baggy by local standards, and there seems to be a massive aversion to buying pants the right length, theyre all pulled down to where if a guy coughs his junk will pop out. I absolutely dont get it.
     


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    Why is that some car drivers drive faster in the rain, it seems like they are trying to get home faster, so their car doesn't get wet.
     


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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Why rock bands break up. You're making millions, traveling the world, sleeping with mountains of strange, partying constantly...and yet somehow life is so unbearable you have to fight with the other folks helping you live this life? That somehow, the fact Tazer drank all the Jack Daniels can get Burpie so upset he quits?

    I don't get it.

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    mountains of strange what? :confused:
     


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    It's a good, that it wasn't strange people.
     
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