Things you just don't get

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  1. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Pretty much.

    Take me, for instance. Sex is my vice.
     


  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    At least that vice burns calories as opposed to storing them.
     


  3. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    They're not demi-gods? Geez, way to shatter a guy's illusions.
     


  4. imatlas

    imatlas Senior member

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    You're a virgin, aren't you.
     
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  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Wait, I take this back. Dog semen has tons of calories.

    But at least no carbs.
     


  6. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Define virgin.
     


  7. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    You don't burn calories just lying on your back, you silly goose.
     


  8. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    I loled at this exchange.
     


  9. imatlas

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    I'm betting you've never gotten past "FOP".
     


  10. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    I don't think anyone on here has the same vices as me.

    Speaking of, fourth day of no caffeine, haven't had a cigarette since yesterday.

    Been pretty productive, actually, but I swear if someone looks at me wrong I WILL FUCKING END THIS PLANET
     


  11. lasbar

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    In Neo's case ,the actual friction of his knees on the carpet will induce enough force to make him lose some calories..
     


  12. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    Assuming he spits.
     


  13. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    You have a point there...

    He must be putting some weight on then..
     


  14. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I don't get spitting. Semen is as natural as sweat. Be a good girl and swallow. ; )
     


  15. lasbar

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    I don't get spitting. Semen is as natural as sweat

    And faeces...
     


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