Things you just don't get

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    From Wikipedia:

    Girls are hypocrites.
     


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    We have a fat fifty something uber slag at work reading it...

    It just me wanting to vomit thinking of her arousing herself with that story..
     


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    I know, I am just picturing all of these women on the train reading it while creaming themselves. A book like that, that is so high profile you would think they would read it in private, those sick perverted bastards.
     


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    It is the good looking ones who are really upsetting me..

    Thinking of all this sexual tension I cannot tap into.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Umm sand tends to be gritty.
     


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    When you think about that do you jack off?
     


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    This crazy bitch who lives on the 2nd floor, just came up and rang my door, I live on the 4th floor and there's 4 apartments on each floor, why do you pass 11 apartments to go up here and ring the door and ask to borrow the phone.
     
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    Everybody else on her way up told her to fuck off.
     


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    That or she avoids everyone who lives near her.
     


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    It is because she has strong feelings for you. Feelings of love. I think that you have similar feelings for her, and your remarks here are simply a displacement and disguise of that feeling. Open up to your true feelings. A great romantic adventure lies before you, I think.
     


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    Yeah a 50 year old overweight drug addict with mental issues and greasy hair, thats right up my alley. :sarcasm:

    Her daughter went to the 6th floor the other night, to borrow a key for the cycle lock up.
     


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    That's what makes it such a great adventure! It's not an adventure when you have a love affair with someone you'd expect to have a love affair with.
     


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    Salespeople who ignore hot leads. I've sent emails and left voicemails for two different mortgage brokers, haven't heard back from either.

    WTF people? Don't you have a monthly quota to meet? LOOK AT THE CALENDAR AND CALL ME BACK.
     


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    After the great recession they require mortgage brokers to wait to be contacted three times before giving somebody a mortgage they cannot afford.
     


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