Things you just don't get

[patrickBOOTH]

From Wikipedia:

Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of BDSM.

Girls are hypocrites.

 

[lasbar]



I keep seeing woman reading fifty shades of things on the train. What is with it?

We have a fat fifty something uber slag at work reading it...

It just me wanting to vomit thinking of her arousing herself with that story..

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I know, I am just picturing all of these women on the train reading it while creaming themselves. A book like that, that is so high profile you would think they would read it in private, those sick perverted bastards.

 

[lasbar]



I know, I am just picturing all of these women on the train reading it while creaming themselves. A book like that, that is so high profile you would think they would read it in private, those sick perverted bastards.

It is the good looking ones who are really upsetting me..

Thinking of all this sexual tension I cannot tap into.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

haha

 

[Fang66]



Selena Gomez is quite pretty..

Umm sand tends to be gritty.

 

[Fang66]



We have a fat fifty something uber slag at work reading it...
It just me wanting to vomit thinking of her arousing herself with that story..

When you think about that do you jack off?

 

[Find Finn]

This crazy ***** who lives on the 2nd floor, just came up and rang my door, I live on the 4th floor and there's 4 apartments on each floor, why do you pass 11 apartments to go up here and ring the door and ask to borrow the phone.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Everybody else on her way up told her to **** off.

 

[Find Finn]



Everybody else on her way up told her to **** off.

That or she avoids everyone who lives near her.

 

[L'Incandescent]



That or she avoids everyone who lives near her.

It is because she has strong feelings for you. Feelings of love. I think that you have similar feelings for her, and your remarks here are simply a displacement and disguise of that feeling. Open up to your true feelings. A great romantic adventure lies before you, I think.

 

[Find Finn]



It is because she has strong feelings for you. Feelings of love. I think that you have similar feelings for her, and your remarks here are simply a displacement and disguise of that feeling. Open up to your true feelings. A great romantic adventure lies before you, I think.

Yeah a 50 year old overweight drug addict with mental issues and greasy hair, thats right up my alley.

Her daughter went to the 6th floor the other night, to borrow a key for the cycle lock up.

 

[L'Incandescent]



Yeah a 50 year old overweight drug addict with mental issues and greasy hair, thats right up my alley.

That's what makes it such a great adventure! It's not an adventure when you have a love affair with someone you'd expect to have a love affair with.

 

[imatlas]

Salespeople who ignore hot leads. I've sent emails and left voicemails for two different mortgage brokers, haven't heard back from either.

WTF people? Don't you have a monthly quota to meet? LOOK AT THE CALENDAR AND CALL ME BACK.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

After the great recession they require mortgage brokers to wait to be contacted three times before giving somebody a mortgage they cannot afford.