Things you just don't get

[venividivicibj]

That would require a setback to umm let's see about Flagstaff.

Setback doesn’t matter if you have to stay indoors for 1/2 the year

 

[brokencycle]

Setback doesn’t matter if you have to stay indoors for 1/2 the year

Wrong. Setbacks always matter.

 

[brokencycle]

I don't get why I'm getting ads encouraging to take a "swig" of olive oil immediately before bed or what these health benefits will be, but I'm sure not clicking the link.

 

[beargonefishing]

Let me be clear. Any device with a cord should be required to have one of those cord thingies on it. NO exceptions.

 

[VaderDave]

I don't get why I'm getting ads encouraging to take a "swig" of olive oil immediately before bed or what these health benefits will be, but I'm sure not clicking the link.

It makes me think of the story I have seen on social media several times about a guy whose grandfather told him to "coat his stomach" before a night of drinking by taking a shot of olive oil. The guy said he went out drinking with his buddies and halfway through the night sh1t his pants.

True story? Almost certainly not. But it still makes me laugh to imagine grandpa pranking the dumbass kid.

 

[HRoi]

I don't get why I'm getting ads encouraging to take a "swig" of olive oil immediately before bed or what these health benefits will be, but I'm sure not clicking the link.

Sonofab…

 

[HORNS]

Sonofab…

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Did they photoshop that bottle in?

 

[Numbernine]

 

[venividivicibj]

Has astrology always been so big? So dumb to always hear people asking what your sign/OMG you're such a [whatever].

 

[mhip]

Has astrology always been so big? So dumb to always hear people asking what your sign/OMG you're such a [whatever].

One of my best friends since junior high is really into it.
She asked me for my birth certificate that shows exact time of birth so she could do my Vedic Chart.
Not sure why this would be on my chart, but it turns out I'm pretty much supposed to be a man whore, and some medical calamity is right around the corner that will hospitalize me.


Thanks sis...

 

[Texasmade]

One of my best friends since junior high is really into it.
She asked me for my birth certificate that shows exact time of birth so she could do my Vedic Chart.
Not sure why this would be on my chart, but it turns out I'm pretty much supposed to be a man whore, and some medical calamity is right around the corner that will hospitalize me.


Thanks sis...

Wood?

 

[mhip]

Wood?

Did...

But that was 20 years ago, now...........no

 

[SixOhNine]

I'm pretty much supposed to be a man whore, and some medical calamity is right around the corner that will hospitalize me.

Untreated syphilis is dangerous, dude.

 

[HRoi]

I don’t get people who upload bad pictures of themselves to their corporate directory. For my org, that means your terrible looking pic is what I see on the directory on our intranet, when you email me on Outlook, when you DM me on slack, and what’s hugely displayed on your webconferencing window when your camera is not on.

I mean, even if I try to step out of my persona of vain SF member, shouldn’t everyone want to do the bare minimum of making sure that people at work don’t think they’re some kind of beast??

 

[mhip]

I don’t get people who upload bad pictures of themselves to their corporate directory. For my org, that means your terrible looking pic is what I see on the directory on our intranet, when you email me on Outlook, when you DM me on slack, and what’s hugely displayed on your webconferencing window when your camera is not on.

I mean, even if I try to step out of my persona of vain SF member, shouldn’t everyone want to do the bare minimum of making sure that people at work don’t think they’re some kind of beast??

Completely agree...

I can't remember if it's still up, but I threw up a pic as my identifier that's a picture from about 15 years ago as a goof.
It's a head shot, ( not that kind you children ) but in actuality I'm sitting on a toilet in a Fremont Street casino bathroom at 4:00am.