Things you just don't get

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  1. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    Was in Auckland years ago, just got off the bus from the airport and this beach ball shaped girl in a bright uniform (tourist helper type person) came up to me and asked if she could help me. I said yes please can you tell me how to get to my hotel? Showing her an out of scale tourist map. She said sure just take the next bus and tell the driver the hotel name, he'll let you know when to get off. I then asked her if it was in walking distance and she assured me it was way too far to walk. I waited about 15 minutes for a bus, got on and told the driver the hotel name. He gave me an odd look. The bus pulled out and then stopped no more than 100 metres from where I got on, here you go said the bus driver. :fu: Yeah too far to walk for you you fat but helpful person.
     
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    Your story also makes you look like a blind mofo
     
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    How so? The hotel wasn't visible from where I was and the girl offered unsolicited advice.
     
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    Girls who like to get pissed on, and/or have someone piss into their mouth...I just don't get it...I know several girls who are really into this.
     
  5. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    They told you this? Are these girls you were dating, or does this kind of thing just come up in casual conversation?

    Biscotti: I sure did enjoy that new Rock of Ages movie.
    Friend: Yeah, that was pretty good, but not as good as when someone pisses into my mouth. That would win the Oscar if the Oscars weren't just about movies, but also were also about other pleasurable things. Such as getting peed on, woo hoo!
     
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    What?

    I have never had a gf or anyone admitting to be into uro...

    Strange..
     
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    Been noticing more pretty good looking women with serious duds.

    What gives? (Besides my sour grapes)

    Don't say penis or money size has to do with it. To look at the these men is to see check-by-check regular joe; I cannot gauge penis size.
     
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    I remember having a social meeting with a client. and after a few drinks, he told me he hires the ladies, and he gets off watching them squat and pee on the bathroom floor. :crazy:
     
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    Maybe it's just the simple fact that these dudes have enough balls to ask a hotty out and be charming? Women would go out with any one who is not extremely fugly and have enough of a personality. That's why ed can get dates.
     
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    Maybe it's just the simple fact that these dudes have enough balls to ask a hotty out and be charming? Women would go out with any one who is not extremely fugly and have enough of a personality. That's why ed can get dates.
     
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    Maybe it's just the simple fact that these dudes have enough balls to ask a hotty out and be charming? Women would go out with any one who is not extremely fugly and have enough of a personality. That's why ed can get dates.
     
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    Yeah it's better when they're not into it.
     
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    Imagine the first time in the sack...

    You're very wet ..

    No I have just piised on you..:uhoh:
     
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    I am really into this. Every girl that has ever seen my ding-dong has taken a steamy piss right in my face.
     
  15. LawrenceMD

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    I don't get the guy who has a loud assed alarm system installed into a $12,000 kia compact car.

    There's a guy who parks his aforementioned car on the street and its usually nestled in-between normal cars and is his fucking car that starts squawking at the littlest movement (I've seen that motherfucking alarm go off when the UPS van rolls by).

    it'll go off in the middle of the night, and probably brings more unwanted attention to than necessary.
     

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