Things you just don't get

[Omega Male]

$10 says Dylan drives a minivan.

 

[Van Veen]

Man speaking of crossover SUVs, I thought I bricked the douchemobile jr. the other day. Apparently if you shift out of park too quickly after pressing the start button, the engine doesn't start, but the computer thinks it's started. I was stuck in a parking lot for 20-30 minutes pressing buttons and googling how to fix it. I think that pressing the start/stop button with the door open finally reset it, but I have no freaking idea.

 

[Piobaire]

You got rid of the Fit?

 

[double00]

'shift out of park' ?

'start button' ? !

 

[Van Veen]

You got rid of the Fit?

Had a good opportunity to buy a car. plus the windshield finally cracked after being hit with a rock yet again. It was time.

I sold it to Vroom for something ridiculous like $3300.

'shift out of park' ?

'start button' ? !

yeah, fancy computerized car stuff. really surprised they haven't fixed this bug. i've seen a few complaints about it on the internet, so it's not just me.

 

[Piobaire]

So did you get an XC60 or 90?

 

[Texasmade]

Or Porsche 911 991.2 GT3 Touring in a Skittles color?

 

[Van Veen]

So did you get an XC60 or 90?

I told you, douchemobile jr., so not a status brand. Unless you're trying to get status with outdoorsy lesbians.

It has paddle shifters though!

 

[Piobaire]

I told you, douchemobile jr., so not a status brand. Unless you're trying to get status with outdoorsy lesbians.

It has paddle shifters though!

Bro, Volvo != status brand! So the bolded means Subaru? Now, I hear in some circles, that's a high status vehicle.

 

[HRoi]

In Vermont it sure is

 

[SixOhNine]

My wife drive a Lesbaru for a while. That thing took a beating, so it was a worthwhile purchase, but Subaru electronics are utter ****. It would periodically start flashing literally ever single indicator on the dash for no reason. Two dealerships and two independent, well regarded shops could never figure out why.

 

[beargonefishing]

How the cotton eye joe would prevent you from getting married a long time ago.

 

[Van Veen]

People are still buying albums on cassette?!?

Why would you do that?

Cassettes have no redeeming values

 

[beargonefishing]

Cassettes have no redeeming values

Neither does vinyl or real-to-real, yet...

 

[HRoi]

That girl looks not nearly happy enough for someone with a #1 record. Named “happier than ever”, for that matter!