Things you just don't get

[Omega Male]

How the hell do you do this in the first place, let alone so surgically? I have adopted a land shark.

 

[imatlas]

“Good mouth feel, kinda weird aftertaste. 3/5,
would chew again.”

 

[Biscotti]

Looks like a buttplug.

 

[CDFS]

Looks like a buttplug.

To some, everything looks like a buttplug.

 

[jcman311]

Looks like a buttplug.

Straight from the expert?

I was gonna say it looks like a lollipop.

 

[Piobaire]

The thing to remember with dogs is if it fits in the mouth it belongs in the mouth. If you can tear a piece off that fits in the mouth...

 

[SixOhNine]

if it fits in the mouth it belongs in the mouth.

I've told so many girlfriends this...

 

[jcman311]

I've told so many girlfriends this...

Which is why they ditched you and came (hehe) to me where it didn’t fit.....

 

[HRoi]

White House Black Market

how do they even exist? They are in every mall, are always empty, and I can’t remember seeing anyone walking around with something purchased from them. I don’t even know what their shopping bags look like. I might have even ranted about them before.

 

[Van Veen]

White House Black Market

how do they even exist? They are in every mall, are always empty, and I can’t remember seeing anyone walking around with something purchased from them. I don’t even know what their shopping bags look like. I might have even ranted about them before.

You just aren’t fully exploring the black market part.

 

[ter1413]

Troubled, sad past of Andy Reid’s sons reemerges after car crash

Friday night’s car crash in Kansas City was not the first time the son of Chiefs head coach Andy Reid has faced issues off the field. Britt Reid — the linebackers coach for the Chiefs &…

nypost.com

-Reid and his late brother Garrett Reid first ran into legal trouble in January 2007.
-Reid was sentenced to 8-23 months in jail plus five months probation on gun and drug charges, including pleading guilty to a felony for carrying a firearm without a license. He pointed a handgun at another driver following a dispute.
-While in jail on the road-rage charges, Reid was charged with driving under the influence of a controlled substance and drug possession stemming from a separate incident where he drove into a shopping cart in a parking lot while out on bail.
-He ultimately served six months on the two charges....

Yet this clown was hired by ownership and his father in the NFL! Charles Manson would make a great head coach!

 

[romafan]

To some, everything looks like a buttplug.

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail...

 

[Big Pun]

How does stand up comedy still exist?

 

[beargonefishing]

How does stand up comedy still exist?

Which Carlin set did you just watch?

 

[SixOhNine]

Which Carlin set did you just watch?

He said comedy.

He was probably watching Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Foxworthy.