Things you just don't get

[Texasmade]

That’s even more impressive considering your stream would have to travel 4 inches farther than an average dude’s to accomplish this

This would be difficult for you with a vagina.

 

[jcman311]

That’s even more impressive considering your stream would have to travel 4 inches farther than an average dude’s to accomplish this

I know. I’m really tall.

 

[Omega Male]

I know. I’m really tall.

Doesn't that make being hung like a baby carrot even more embarrassing?

 

[jcman311]

 

[Texasmade]

This has certainly curved into a weird direction.

 

[SixOhNine]

This has certainly curved into a weird direction.

I think someone crossed the streams.

 

[otc]

I think someone crossed the streams.

You also saw that video on /r/sinkpissers too?

 

[Journeyman]

I think someone crossed the streams.

 

[imatlas]

This has certainly curved into a weird direction.

They’ve got a drug for that now

 

[double00]

do cats have bellybuttons

 

[Journeyman]

do cats have bellybuttons

You need this book!

Actually, the answer is yes. All placental mammals have bellybuttons but, of course, they are usually hidden by the fur on cats and dogs. Presumably, though, the belly button is visible on those Egyptian hairless cats, such as the one from Austin Powers.

 

[HRoi]

What the fuck is Tampa doing??

 

[ter1413]

Texas man records himself drinking behind wheel minutes before fatal crash

A Texas man posted a video of himself drinking alcohol behind the wheel on Facebook Live just minutes before crashing his car — killing all three of his passengers. Camilo Morejon, 47, could …

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[HRoi]

It’s always the wrong people who die in these stories

 

[ter1413]

The leopard went leopard!

Man mauled by leopard behind Davie home; animal’s owner charged

A man paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard and ended up needing multiple surgeries after the full-grown animal mauled him in an enclosure behind a Davie home.

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