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Omega Male

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Or empty the new tub into the old tub and, voila, the scoop is now on top. Big brain time, bitches.
 

HRoi

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But I think I would get infuriated when I eventually run aground on the new scoop lurking at the bottom. And get overly stressed thinking every time I scooped “is this the time I’ll hit the new scoop?!” :cry:
 

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I'm 77% sure Omega Male outsources his material, 92% certain he pays someone to type his posts (as he mainlines pinot), and 22% confident he's a conscious AI bot developed to dunk on poor people.
 

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buncha betas agonizing over beefcake powder scoops go tacticool
 

SixOhNine

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^^This. If you're not using a blacked out titanium custom crafted scoop, you're a beta soy boy cuck.
 

Omega Male

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Just fucking inject trenbolone into your eyeballs, pencil necks.
 

Piobaire

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And EPO. I'm cycling now so that's important too.
 

Texasmade

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Just fucking inject trenbolone into your eyeballs, pencil necks.
Make sure you’re ready for 2 minutes of hell when you inject. Tren users say you think you’re dying as you go through the tren cough when you inject.
 

Piobaire

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Two minutes of hell, years of being alpha. Seems like a good trade off to me.
 

Piobaire

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HRoi

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It is one of life’s great god damn mysteries that you’re 700% more likely to hit the fucking n key on a mobile keyboard, than the motherfucking space bar that’s 7x bigger
 

Omega Male

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That's an infallible sign of early Parkinson's. Sorry, and try not to worry.
 

HRoi

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Also, anyone else wonder why meat cleavers have a hole in the blade?
 

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No because the answer is obvious
 

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