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Did you spray yourself with Axe body spray under your bengal strip shirt before hitting the club up while drinking Dew margaritas?I used to make those in college. We called them mangaritas because the recipe came from some little "how to be a man" handbook (with things like how to fix a screen door, sharpen a lawnmower blade, and make a good margarita).
Dew, tequila, and ice in a blender turns out pretty well... And back then I was a big dew drinker so we always had some on hand.
It either lasts longer than that or the pleasure is too deeply linked to memory. I had a roommate in college who used that stuff all the time.We all like to shit on Axe body spray but there clearly are a lot of people buying it. My theory is that there’s a still-undiscovered hormone that is secreted by the male brain between 13.5 and 13.75 years of age that has a pleasurable reaction to it. All other members of the species don’t get it.
this hormone was also responsible for Drakkar Noir in a previous generation but I wasn’t paying enough attention then to identify it.
(My attention then was on buying drakkar noir)
If you go into one of those stores, Prime members get instant shipping...I don’t get the Amazon 4-star stores. Didn’t Amazon conquer the world, smash the brick & mortars and heard the lamentations of their women, by owning the online and logistics space so thoroughly? And now they’re building stores?
that said, I just walked into one and picked up a UPS box that I was planning to order anyway