Things you just don't get

[patrickBOOTH]

I have linen bath towels. I think it is the size. They end up in a tight, wrinkled, ball. When they come out of the washing machine I have to physically stretch them and hang dry them.

 

[Omega Male]

I have linen bath towels.

This is the most eccentric thing you have ever posted. And there's some competition.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I have this thing with "normal" towels. They take forever to dry. They sit there like a Petri dish. I hate it. These linen towels dry very fast. Even air drying them doesn't take long, but it does take effort to stretch them back out to size to dry properly. My girlfriend makes fun of me, she's like you do this to yourself, you know!?

 

[brokencycle]

Now I know booth is trolling. He doesn't have a girlfriend. He's in a state of delirium from not being able to sit at the coffee shop and stare awkwardly at the barista.

 

[jcman311]

He’s made mention of teh gf before.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I haven't been single for years. I love how people latch onto little things about me, hold them close, and never let them go.

 

[brokencycle]

I haven't been single for years. I love how people latch onto little things about me, hold them close, and never let them go.

I don't recall you mentioning anyone after the one who was always going to Cambodia or whatever.

 

[Piobaire]

I haven't been single for years. I love how people latch onto little things about me, hold them close, and never let them go.

I know the feeling.

 

[Van Veen]

I know the feeling.

That reminds me...

People are ******* awful.

People are luring Instacart shoppers with big tips -- and then changing them to zero | CNN Business

In late March, Instacart worker Annaliisa Arambula accepted a grocery order that came with a big tip: $55. The store was just down the street, everything the customer wanted was available, and the order seemed to go off without a hitch.

www.cnn.com

 

[erictheobscure]

must. resist. obvious. quip.

 

[Van Veen]

must. resist. obvious. quip.

I'm proud of you for not taking the bait.

 

[Numbernine]

What's up with the ******* toilet paper. Hop up, stand in the shower, rinse your ass and dry off. That shower drain ties into the toilet drain you know. I haven't used toilet paper for 3 weeks.

 

[Piobaire]

I figure the whole TP thing is because those mopes are eating their own cooking for the first time.

 

[erictheobscure]

#isolationoversharing #2020

 

[Piobaire]