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beargonefishing

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This is playing with fire. Once you tip the can or take the chips out, they can never be replaced properly. So you’re stuck with eating the whole can
That does make it slightly harder to throw them in the trash, but it's still relatively easy too.
 

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Guys who lean against the wall over the urinal and push right up against it. I mean, setting aside how weird it is to essentially hump the thing, who the fuck wants to touch the bathroom wall over a urinal?
 

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Guys who lean against the wall over the urinal and push right up against it. I mean, setting aside how weird it is to essentially hump the thing, who the fuck wants to touch the bathroom wall over a urinal?
Don't be so hard on yourself.
 

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Guys who lean against the wall over the urinal and push right up against it. I mean, setting aside how weird it is to essentially hump the thing, who the fuck wants to touch the bathroom wall over a urinal?
Like full on offhand pressed into the wall?

Yeah, really weirds me out when I see it
 

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What about when dudes take drop their pants at the urinal and proceed to turn around when finished with their pants not even fully pulled up?
 

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Guys who lean against the wall over the urinal and push right up against it. I mean, setting aside how weird it is to essentially hump the thing, who the fuck wants to touch the bathroom wall over a urinal?
I never understood why guys get so close to the urinal that back splash is getting all over their junk. Not to mention that the bottom lip of the urinal is touching their pants because they’re so close to it.
 

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i like to unfurl from about 4 feet away, hands on hips, you're in my world
 

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in all seriousness, normal distance and posture. but in my mind i'm furiously calculating the geometry of the urinal in a bid to minimize splashback. my working theory is: use the slope of the stream to catch the porcelain in a sort of reverse 'warp wall' a la ninja warrior, gravity matches gravity
 

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