Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. death shot

    death shot Senior member

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    Racquetball rules.
     


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    Why my PC monitor has suddenly gone dark and is now making a foul electrical burning smell.
     


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    Vagina... How does it work?
     
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    Yoou let the smoke out, that bad, electramaconics work on smoke power.
     


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    Second Life, what's that about?



    I know it stank the office out, had to put the thing outside. I guess it was just having a bad day.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    They evolved from lempreys.

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    Vaginas?
    Well, if you open one up, a smaller one comes out... Open that one, and yet a smaller one is inside, and so on....
     


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    If you are too retarded to play squash.
     


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    I don't get people that say they had their iPhone/computer/cellphone/iPad/ect "stolen" - when the whole story is that they left it in a taxi or somewhere.

    Fucking own up and say you lost it, but don't say it was stolen and play it like your a fucking victim of a crime.
     


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    When I was wasted in a taxi and left my phone in the taxi I told everybody that I was wasted in a taxi and left it there. Sounds so much cooler in my book.
     
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    If you aren't man enough for handball.
     


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    That's because Merkins suck at badminton. Ask anyone in Asia who Lin Dan is and they can tell you exactly who he is; ask about any NFL player and they'll give you a wtf stare.

    The only difference between Tennis and other sports is that companies throw truck loads more money at it - it doesn't make other racquet sports any less serious.
     
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  15. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Who Stole Feminism by Christina Hoff-Sommers, a feminist and philosophy professor. Back in the 90s she calculated after confounders more like 94 cents on the dollar.
     


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