Things you just don't get

[jcman311]

Your contribution toward convincing people that hurricanes are no big deal but just a ploy by the media to sell advertising is duly noted .Thanks for your service

Huh?
I thought Hurricanes were a ploy by insurance companies and shoddy contractors to kick people while they're down. /sarcasm

 

[Van Veen]

Come on, guys. It’s to cover up the fact that the government is manipulating the weather. First they slowed Florence down to spare all the carpetbaggers in NC (NOTICE that it somehow miraculously avoided Raleigh) then they unleashed tornadoes on Richmond as payback for secession.

 

[Riva]

"The price implies a valuation of the company at around US$12 billion."
I'm in the ******* wrong biz...

 

[Van Veen]

Important to have a tactical snuff can so you can dip without giving away your position.



(At least they know their audience...)

 

[Numbernine]

Vintage tactical nicotine delivery systems

 

[Piobaire]

Trump voter.

 

[beargonefishing]

I am ashamed to admit that I dipped Copenhagen from 18 to 30. What a wad of flavor.

 

[Charmss]

I do not understand why we spend so many years in school just to graduate. Only to work 40 hours a week for the rest of your life.

 

[Piobaire]

Suck it up, buttercup.

 

[jcman311]

Only 40? Someone has it made!

 

[Lionel Hutz]

"The price implies a valuation of the company at around US$12 billion."
I'm in the ******* wrong biz...

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yeah but a billion of that is "rat hasn't been found yet" value

 

[Riva]

I do not understand why we spend so many years in school just to graduate. Only to work 40 hours a week for the rest of your life.

I wonder why I wasn't born a prince...

 

[SixOhNine]

Important to have a tactical snuff can so you can dip without giving away your position.

I like how he said the regular can is "no comparison" to the tactical one.

 

[HRoi]

Where the **** is he taking that video anyway? It looks like he has a secret upskirt cam under his truck dash, and he’s driving or idling it in the parking lot

 

[SixOhNine]

Hey, if it makes him feel pretty to take upskirt selfies while he's driving his big rig, who are we to judge?