Things you just don't get

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  1. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    It would be hard for me to take that as a compliment, but like you, I wouldn't have asked questions.
     


  2. death shot

    death shot Senior member

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    Yeterday, in Hanover PA, i was walking down the sidewalk when two girls insulted me and basically said that i look gay. I turned and said to the one with the mouth "well, you look like a fat whore pig".

    She made this face as if she was very offended by this. What the fuck do you expect, whore? You insulted me. You've got a body like a melted candle. Prepare for the worst when you dish it, cunt.
     


  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My girlfriend used to live in Midwood, Brooklyn. Basically filled with Russian Jews, and white kids who look and act really ghetto. The lease was up on my apartment and I was waiting for my closing on my condo so I lived with her for about a month. Pretty much every day walking back to her place some loud-mouth, bitchy, ghetto whore would scream at me that I was gay, while her muscleman boyfriend in Ed Hardy, Diesel and a blowout would laugh in agreeance. I didn't give them the benefit of even flinching.
     
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  4. Fang66

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    "a fat whore pig" pretty pedestrian insult.
     


  5. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    It's a chat up line in Australia..
     


  6. death shot

    death shot Senior member

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    Oh please. Next time I'll remeber to stay alert so that I can better put down the next fat whore with a more refined Wildean wit.
     
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  7. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    Why do young women cigarette smokers never finish their cigarette. 90% of the time i see them smoke half and then chuck it.

    So wasteful.
     


  8. death shot

    death shot Senior member

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    ^
    To be seen.
     


  9. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    Lol Im talkin bout cigarettes man. Its a waste of cigarettes. Truth.
     


  10. death shot

    death shot Senior member

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    I don't get why my dark circles won't EFF OFF.
     
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  11. Liam O

    Liam O Senior member

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    My local PD department. How can anyone be this incompetent?
     


  12. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    its the "I'm trying to quit so I'll just smoke half a cig" schtick
     


  13. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    go hard or go home i always say.
     


  14. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I worked in York for a short time, that place was a goddamned pit of despair a decade ago. I can't imagine it's improved.
     


  15. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    You should have used this instead. :crackup:
     
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