Things you just don't get

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  1. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    You mean looks like all bottled water that tastes exactly like tap water from my house.
     
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    It always pissed me off. Its like, this is fucking NYC asshole. Either you're so broke you're working five jobs to pay rent, or so rich you're living it up in clubs you can't find on any map with monosyllabic names that aren't spelled the way they sound. If you're not a drug dealer or selling knockoff merch in chinatown, and you congregate by public transport FUCK OFF AND DIE
     
  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing. :(
     
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    How fat?
     
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    But you lost a lot of weight, right?
     
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    Cutter?
     
  7. Liam O

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    Favorite fat joke. Kid who told it to me had some serious learning disabilities and a great/fucked up sense of humor.

    Yo momma's so fat!

    (How fat is she?)

    When she gets in the tub, she displaces a large quantity of water!
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I did but only for health reasons. About 45# that I've kept off for a few years now. I could still stand to lose another 15 but meh.


    You found my "special box" with the sacred razor blade and consecrated exacto knife? :(
     
  9. Liam O

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    Happy and healthy then who the fuck cares? I only work out so my joints work, and I only eat healthy to avoid being 45 lbs overweight like I was three years ago. Sixpacks are for 17 year olds.
     
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    yeah 6 packs are for 17year olds but anyone who is or was 45 or 60 pounds over weight at any point in their life is a fucking loser who should die a long slow death from super AIDS of the penis cancer.
     
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    Weight has never been an issue for me, but I work out and exercise to retain flexibility and fitness. Besides, it's fun staying in shape.
     
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    I just got back from the store, where I had a cashier who was a woman of size. She was winded from the activity of running my purchases over the scanner and putting them into the cart. How does a person get that out of shape? I'm not claiming to be Bruce Jenner myself, but really. I wonder how she has enough stamina to get her shoes tied, or even to roll out of bed?
     
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    A manager in my area (this is a coat and tie company) wears a sweatband on his head and wrists when he walks across the street to get lunch. He sweats so hard that his suit is soaked. His lunch place is literally 20 feet or so from the building.
     
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    Bruce Jenner now???
     

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