Things you just don't get

[oneeightyseven]



To be fair to myself, I'm not specifically ugly, just short(ish) and balding. I try to make up for it by wearing plaid pants and not getting too fat. To answer your question about my wealth, I will simply say that I work at a non-profit. And not one of those fancy ones, like Greenpeace or the Humane Society of the Ozarks.

you sound like George Costanza

 

[hobo style]

you sound like George Costanza

Not really. I'm slim, employed, have good vision, and can maintain a relationship for more than five minutes. I do like eating sandwiches during sex though.

 

[lasbar]



Not really. I'm slim, employed, have good vision, and can maintain a relationship for more than five minutes. I do like eating sandwiches during sex though.

Are you not worried by bread crumbs???

They can be very annoying in bed.

 

[Piobaire]

Not really. I'm slim, employed, have good vision, and can maintain a relationship for more than five minutes. I do like eating sandwiches during sex though.

Are you not worried by bread crumbs???

They can be very annoying in bed.

Who has sex in bed?

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Well, after a number of years of marriage she still appears to like me as much as I like her, so I suppose I must be doing something right.

Maybe she is doing something wrong?

 

[Liam O]

Are you not worried by bread crumbs???
They can be very annoying in bed.

The English bread their fish...

 

[Douglas]

I caught a scene from "American Psycho" the other day. First time I'd ever laid eyes on any part of the movie. It was the scene where they're all comparing business cards.

WTF? People like this movie? People idolize this crap?

 

[lasbar]



Who has sex in bed?

People who go for it for hours and not minutes.

 

[LawrenceMD]



I caught a scene from "American Psycho" the other day. First time I'd ever laid eyes on any part of the movie. It was the scene where they're all comparing business cards.
WTF? People like this movie? People idolize this crap?

 

[why]



I caught a scene from "American Psycho" the other day. First time I'd ever laid eyes on any part of the movie. It was the scene where they're all comparing business cards.
WTF? People like this movie? People idolize this crap?

+1. It seems to mostly be immature blowhards who are obsessed with Batman's character in that movie. It's really disturbing to me though (the movie and the idolization).

 

[LawrenceMD]



+1. It seems to mostly be immature blowhards who are obsessed with Batman's character in that movie. It's really disturbing to me though (the movie and the idolization).

I think "Boiler Room" fanboys are 100x worse...

 

[Fang66]



I caught a scene from "American Psycho" the other day. First time I'd ever laid eyes on any part of the movie. It was the scene where they're all comparing business cards.
WTF? People like this movie? People idolize this crap?

Whatever you do don't read the book. You will pray that Patrick Bateman was real and that he had killed you before you bought it.

 

[deadly7]



+1. It seems to mostly be immature blowhards who are obsessed with Batman's character in that movie. It's really disturbing to me though (the movie and the idolization).

Was this intentional?

 

[Liam O]

+1. It seems to mostly be immature blowhards who are obsessed with Batman's character in that movie. It's really disturbing to me though (the movie and the idolization).

I work in a cigar store. I get the Gordon Gecko wannabees.

 

[why]



Was this intentional?

Yes, I couldn't remember the name of the actor. I just know he's British and sounds funny when he tries to hide his accent.