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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    People suck. I had this one guy about to pull the trigger on a used MTM suit that I was selling, but then he asked for more pictures of the arms, and there was the slightest, smallest bit of shine on one elbow and he wrote me this novel about how the suit is it unwearable condition. IT IS A FUCKING USED SUIT FOR $100 YOU PRICK!!!! CHEAP, PICKY: PICK ONE YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!

    Then over the same suit this one guy was asking me to ship around the world for $60 shipped. Sure I could have and made $10 but just to stick it to the assholes I donated the suit to Salvation Army, fuck em'. I'd rather give shit away than succumb to these mother fuckers.
     
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  2. Fang66

    Fang66 Stylish Dinosaur

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    This, awsome. He needs some other eccentricities as well, wild hair, absent mindedness and elbow patched tweed are just too passé.
     


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    Stay hungry, my friend.
     


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    I don't get how anyone think Nicki Minaj is hot. I mean, she looks like a darker skinned version of a Lebanese guy I used to know (obvi sans le beard). Okay she has big tits and a big ass (although its ugly as fuck), that doesn't mean people should be frothing at the mouths over her stupid face.
     


  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    She looks like a real doll.
     


  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Stylish Dinosaur

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    It is awesome that you thought of me while you were shaving! Please also to think of me when you are socializing with Bjork and when you come into large sums of money, such as by winning the lottery or receiving an unexpected bonus at work.

    Alas, the only way I could grow a regal beard is if "regal" were meant ironically. There are parts on my face where I never grow hair at all, so there are little gaps in my beard. I'm considering learning how to shave with a blade this weekend. I'm not even kidding when I say I have no idea how to do it. (Guess that's the açoriano in me: too much of a simpleton even to know how to shave.)
     


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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Same here, I can only really grow a decent beard on one side of my face, the rest is one cheek and all neck. I look inbred at day three without shaving. I am telling you though. Double edge safety razor, feather blades. Bingo.

    btw, unexpected bonus at work? Ha! That'll be the day.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Carb deprivation and why it makes you lose weight. I happened to not eaten much carbs since Sunday and I can feel that I have lost weight. I don't get it.
     


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    hobo style Well-Known Member

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    hobo style Well-Known Member

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    It depends on your diet but if you have noticable weight loss a couple of days after a change in your diet it's probably just fluids (assuming you haven't started jogging to work).
     


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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I pretty much jog to work every day. I don't own a car.
     


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    L'Incandescent Stylish Dinosaur

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    Feb. 29 is the day that ladies propose marriage to men. I thought today might be the day for me, but so far no lady has proposed. I don't get it. :confused:
    Maybe I have to wait until the afternoon.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I can arrange a ladyman to propose to you if you want.
     


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    L'Incandescent Stylish Dinosaur

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    I was thinking about that possibility. The problem is that she'd have no incentive to propose, as I would stop paying her.
     


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