Things you just don't get

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  1. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I gather from your post that you have some soup for sale on B&S. I couldn't find it there, so I'll just ask here: could you measure out the volume of the soup? Also, how many calories will there be in one serving? Please note that I do not consider a serving to be a tureen full of soup, but just a regular cereal bowl. Like Fiesta cereal bowls, I mean. How many calories is it if I fill the bowl up almost to the top, but just leave a little room so I can carry it to my dinner table without spilling? Also, can you ship it to the Azores at your expense? I will withhold an offer until I receive answers to my queries.
     
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  2. Kid Nickels

    Kid Nickels Senior member

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    ^ :lol: ... the Azores!
     
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  3. oneeightyseven

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    motherfuck the azores....they're all backwards
     


  4. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    The people of the Azores are not backwards. They are just driven to madness because they want some goddamn soup delivered to them at a reasonable price, as long as it has the right number of calories per Fiesta cereal bowl. That may look like backwardness from a distance, but really it's soup madness.
     


  5. oneeightyseven

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    they are backwards....and are like the hillbillies of Portugal.
     


  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    When I was a youngster, everyone called me Açores-core ("Asoresh-core") because I'm Açores to the core. I'm telling you, if wanting a good value on soup purchased off the Internet makes you a hillbilly, then the people of the Açores are guilty as charged.
     


  7. oneeightyseven

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    ojfc, you're portuguese?
     


  8. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Naw, I'm just being silly on the Internet after a very long day of work. :)
     


  9. Fang66

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    L'Incandescent, bravissimo.
     
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  10. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    :bigstar:

    I don't have many talents, but I've always been good at pretending on the Internet that I'm a guy from the Azores who wants to buy soup for a good value.
     


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    Look at Cristiano Ronaldo..
     


  12. oneeightyseven

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    iirc he isn't azorean
     


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    Shit...

    He is from Madeira...:embar:
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Nope. That's awesome you get deals though.
     


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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I was shaving yesterday and I thought about you. I know, I know that is weird, but I thought to myself. L'Incandescent is a philosophy professor... why doesn't he just grow a regal beard? :confused:
     


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