Things that make your CROTCH smell good?

[Jabal-Tariq]

Of course after you shower your crotch should smell fine, but as the day goes on, do you guys know what can make your crotch smell good? You never know what might come up a random ** offer or what not.

 

[ter1413]

throw some Altoids down ur pants!!

 

[jrd617]



throw some Altoids down ur pants!!

This is a good way to trick women into giving you hand relief.

"Would you care for an Altoid?"

 

[Steve Liu]

Manscaping your balls, which in case you don't know is shaving your balls. Throw some baby powder and wear boxers not briefs. I like the underarmour ones. Keep that thing dry lol

 

[Steve Liu]

Manscaping your balls, which in case you don't know is shaving your balls. Throw some baby powder and wear boxers not briefs. I like the underarmour ones. Keep that thing dry lol

 

[Steve Liu]

Manscaping your balls, which in case you don't know is shaving your balls. Throw some baby powder and wear boxers not briefs. I like the underarmour ones. Keep that thing dry lol

 

[gort]

balla powder. www.ballapowder.com

 

[Steve Liu]

Manscaping your balls, which in case you don't know is shaving your balls. Throw some baby powder and wear boxers not briefs. I like the underarmour ones. Keep that thing dry lol

 

[Steve Liu]

oops quadroople post. I am extremely sorry, I hit submit and it said try again later server was down. Sorry everyone

 

[Savile Row]

Old sport, your question and the ensuing tongue-in-cheek replies thus far lend your post to parody.
However, for the sake of argument, I will share one of my bon vivant grooming secrets...

Strawberry Body Butter.
It sells on Amazon.

I caution you to use it sparingly, less is more.
Do not apply it directly to **********, rather apply and rub-in a faint amount to the area underneath your scrotum and on the sides where the groin and inner thighs meet.

Again, a very faint amount. You want it to be almost imperceptible, as if she is imagining the taste or smell of strawberry, and not asking herself, "What did he rub on his dick? Is he a man-whore?"
You may very well be a man-whore, but that knowledge is for you and you only. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, right...?
Plus, too much body butter and you also run the risk of a squishy creamed-your-pants feeling and/or leaving discoloration on your shorts.

And please trim and thin your pubic hair. You don't like it hairy, and neither does she.

By the way, limit the body "butter" to fruit flavors. Straight cocoa and shea butters do not have the same exotic effect as citrus.
I would caution against the use of powder and talc, since they are antiseptic in nature and do not lend to that faint-imperceptible-imagined flavor you want her to experience...

Good hunting !

 

[texas_jack]

Goldbond everyday

 

[Jabal-Tariq]



Manscaping your balls, which in case you don't know is shaving your balls. Throw some baby powder and wear boxers not briefs. I like the underarmour ones. Keep that thing dry lol

Old sport, your question and the ensuing tongue-in-cheek replies thus far lend your post to parody.
However, for the sake of argument, I will share one of my bon vivant grooming secrets...
 
Strawberry Body Butter.
It sells on Amazon.
 
I caution you to use it sparingly, less is more.
Do not apply it directly to **********, rather apply and rub-in a faint amount to the area underneath your scrotum and on the sides where the groin and inner thighs meet.
 
Again, a very faint amount. You want it to be almost imperceptible, as if she is imagining the taste or smell of strawberry, and not asking herself, "What did he rub on his dick?  Is he a man-whore?"
You may very well be a man-whore, but that knowledge is for you and you only. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, right...?
Plus, too much body butter and you also run the risk of a squishy creamed-your-pants feeling and/or leaving discoloration on your shorts.
 
And please trim and thin your pubic hair. You don't like it hairy, and neither does she.
 
By the way, limit the body "butter" to fruit flavors. Straight cocoa and shea butters do not have the same exotic effect as citrus.
I would caution against the use of powder and talc, since they are antiseptic in nature and do not lend to that faint-imperceptible-imagined flavor you want her to experience...
 
Good hunting !

Goldbond everyday

Thats a good idea Savile Row, i'll try picking some up. I shave my pubes/balls every time I get in the shower, for you guys suggesting powder, powder wrinkles your sack.

 

[curzon]

Tie one of these 'round your rod.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[Britalian]

Love Denis Farina's Carpo character in Sidewalks Of New York telling Tommy to squirt scent on the balls, something to the effect "the women love it."

 

[millionaire75]

His character was great in that movie:

Tommy, take a look at me...I mean TAKE A LOOK AT ME...

I know...you're "aneemal"

I'm a an ANIMAL!!!!!