Things that are pissing you off - Health & Body edition

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Rambo, Feb 19, 2011.

  1. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Senior member

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    Some scrawny kid wouldn't let me work in on the calf machine. I proceed by calling him a punk ass. He gave me look. Another day at the gym filled with noobs. [​IMG]
     


  2. Cool The Kid

    Cool The Kid Senior member

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    Why would that worry you? Its probably from the same virus/thing?
    Cause I've had the same throat bug for the past 15 years
     


  3. rjmaiorano

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    Cause I've had the same throat bug for the past 15 years

    FUCK. I woke up with a sore throat for the first time in years. Damn karma.
     


  4. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    "Tone"..as in, "I don't want to lose weight. I just want to be toned." What does it mean?
     


  5. rjmaiorano

    rjmaiorano Senior member

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    Some scrawny kid wouldn't let me work in on the calf machine. I proceed by calling him a punk ass. He gave me look. Another day at the gym filled with noobs. [​IMG]

    Had an old dood ask to work in with me today. Said sure, was only putting up 135lb military press, he said he could do the weight and asked for no spotter. I spotted anyways and right after he lifts the bar off the rack, he drops it straight to his thighs. He asked for it when he said he could do the weight.

    But PF, what the fuck are you doing calf machine work for? Theres a reason some bitch is on that machine. Cause its useless.
     


  6. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Senior member

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    Lol. It's a donkey raise machine. I usally do my calves on the standing one, but the cable was broken.
     


  7. Krish the Fish

    Krish the Fish Senior member

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    "Tone"..as in, "I don't want to lose weight. I just want to be toned." What does it mean?
    I think it means body recomp, but I'm not sure. It's been so long since I've actually talked to anyone in person about working out that I don't even remember why someone would say that. ... maybe it's like they don't want to get "bulkier" but they want to tone their muscles? really they mean shed fat and gain muscle mass. so body recomp. who knows? I certainly don't.
     


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    El Argentino Senior member

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    Normally I goto the gym around 9:30 or 10pm to avoid the masses of retards. Today I went right after work since my lady friend is coming by to stay the night. So many idiots swinging weights, running their mouths, even one guy sitting on a bench reading a newspaper taking 10 minutes between sets I shit you not.[​IMG]

    Sorry - know this is from the first page, but I was going through each of these, laughing and getting more pissed each time as I said, "I KNOW!!!!" to myself. But this one just hit a special chord within me.

    Love those guys who think they're powerlifting with 50lb dumbbells and then have to throw them to the ground in a grunt of triumph after they finish their 3-rep set. F them.[​IMG]
     


  9. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Haven't been to the gym in over a week. Feel like a fat fucking slob.
     


  10. bbaquiran

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    Our cat peed on my gym bag. Most of it was untouched except he left a pool of urine on my logbook.

    And he did it again today! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] I didn't find out until I opened it at the gym and my spare t-shirt was soaked in cat pee. I had to toss it in the trash. Good thing I had another t-shirt, and none of it got on my boxing gloves and wraps.
     


  11. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    What did you do to this fucking cat for him to go all Dirty Harry on your ass?
     


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    What did you do to this fucking cat for him to go all Dirty Harry on your ass?

    Cats are just generally assholes.
     


  13. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    I think he's getting back at me for leaving him alone at home.
    Cats are just generally assholes.
    But that too.
     


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    Chicks and isolation exercises..... you're not going to lose those flaps on the undersides of your upper arms by doing endless sets of triceps kickbacks...

    On a positive note, saw a woman do tabata burpees today.... that's what I like to see more of!
     


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    Breakfast threaks. Swear to god, didn't we just have a long drawn out thread about whether eating breakfast was important or not like a month ago?
     


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