Things that are pissing you off - Health & Body edition

[Rambo]

Thought we needed this.

 

[Rambo]

I'll start - I went to check out a Crossfit gym yesterday. $150 a month, you can only go to their scheduled classes, they want to know exactly what you're doing while you're there, and they close at 8. The manager woman looks at me, when I asked her if I can just come in and do my own thing if I want, and says "if that's what you're looking for then why don't you just go down the street and spend $30 a month." I think she actually believed that it was a negative statement in some sort of way.

 

[Prada_Ferragamo]

Noobs talking to each other and taking up all the ******* space. Also people moving my ****, almost punched some scrawny Indian kid in the face today because of that.

 

[Lagrangian]

****** spotters on the bench press. I mean if I say to a dude "Imma rep out 5, don't ******* touch the bar unless it starts moving down" and the guy ends up upright rowing every rep saying the customary "it's all you, bro" every time - well, that is a ****** spotter my friends. I wish them cancer of the AIDS.

 

[Rikkar501]

^**** that, man! That's why I will never ask a stranger at the gym to spot me, they always end up doing something that throws the whole lift off. I'd rather not get a pr than than have to deal with that ****.

 

[Jonathan Mills]

Likes to eat beans, but my stomach won't permit me. It always gives me one hell of a trouble each time I do.

 

[gort]

Normally I goto the gym around 9:30 or 10pm to avoid the masses of marsupials. Today I went right after work since my lady friend is coming by to stay the night. So many idiots swinging weights, running their mouths, even one guy sitting on a bench reading a newspaper taking 10 minutes between sets I **** you not.

 

[embowafa]

knowing that I'm not eating enough

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by embowafa

knowing that I'm not eating enough

dam i wish i had your problem.

here's mine. when i get in those cycles where i get bloated. for no reason. same weight, same size but everything gets bloated , muscles get soft, just a shapeless amorphous form.

 

[Mblova]

Not getting big enough. Seriously. I just cant seem to gain weight. I WANT MASS.

 

[the shah]

i want to wake at 630am to go to gym by 7am and i never do. so i go in the evening and yawn on my way there because i tried waking at 630. also whenever i attend seminar talks the apples and bananas have been replaced by costo-size boxes of stale muffins, doughnuts, scones, brownies, and cookies, accompanied by some disgusting brown liquid that's passed off as coffee. and the line is always out the door to get the goodies...

 

[whallyden]

The dude at the gym tonight doing 55 pound upright rows in the only squat rack in the gym

 

[300zx1985]

Dude who asked to work in with me, added weight to the machine, then left it on after he was done.

 

[jjangles]

the damn scab on my shin that I reopen every time i deadlift

 

[Rosenberg]

Why do people insist on performing every press that is not flat (and sometimes flat included) on a smith?