Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.
Everybody in my office knows that I am nuts.
My hometown newspaper was really good for lining bird cages or wrapping fish.
Actually that is what my mother does with them now. She lines her birdcage with them. She loves her owl finches.
where you from, bmore?
Baltimore is quite posh...
I was just at a bodega and there wasn't a line, more like a blob. The guy at the counter asked me if he could help me and this black woman screamed at him that she was before me. I agreed and said, "no she's correct, she was here before me." The guy at the counter called the woman a bitch. Me and the woman ended up leaving at the same time. She told me that she likes my hair and she wishes she could have me by her side all the time to stick up for her. I told her it would be a fun job. She says, "Well I wouldn't pay you for it, but I'd let you squeeze my ass every hour. A squeeze an hour."
I told her I'd think about it
Haha, awesome. Story brought a smile to my face.
was having a shit day sales wise at work today, and i dread sending in shit numbers. thank g-d a last minute customer just made a nice purchase. *breathes a sigh of relief*
Went the entire day without drinking soda
That's hard, man. I think I'm addicted to Coca Cola. No joke
Tell me about. Last month I drank 60 cans just at work. I think getting 8 hours of sleep did the trick. Wasn't tired today. What a fucking treat
If all this shakes out by 12/31, could be the best fucking year at work ever. So fucking good, I could float on this for at least a decade.
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