Just took my first shit since Saturday. God it feels good. Regular bowel movements are a highly underrated part of a happy life. I hate to break this to you but the older I get the more I realize that probably 75% of a person's daily happiness revolves around the digestion being good, having gotten a good night's sleep, and not having one of your (growing) number of chronic pains flaring up. ok I know that this reflects poorly upon my character, but I was just flipping through Facebook pics of some girls I went to highschool with. So I'm just there thinking: "almost 20 years on....you could never land me!" This made me happy. I've done something similar and it has made me happy. Seeing anyone from my high school days, and almost to a person, they look 10-15 years older than me, have some shitty blue collar job, usually have kids from 2-3 different relationships, and generally have sucky lives. Of course, there are a few exceptions, with one or two probably looking at my life and feeling good about themselves.