things that are making you happy

[double00]

the last time something like this happened i didn't need to do a thing. the server was super apologetic, the kitchen manager was amok. the server came back with the owners personal phone # and a gift card for 200. the message is clear: i'm sorry have a small party on me. we had never complained even. amazing.

this time i just want my poor neighbors left out of my food getting. i hate restaurants. i don't like going out it's forever a fucking hassle.

 

[Omega Male]

this time i just want my poor neighbors left out of my food getting.

Perfect pleb thread material.

 

[Texasmade]

the last time something like this happened i didn't need to do a thing. the server was super apologetic, the kitchen manager was amok. the server came back with the owners personal phone # and a gift card for 200. the message is clear: i'm sorry have a small party on me. we had never complained even. amazing.

this time i just want my poor neighbors left out of my food getting. i hate restaurants. i don't like going out it's forever a fucking hassle.

So your neighbor got some free wings and you got your order of wings?

 

[venividivicibj]

Favreau is a hack, tho...

???

 

[jcman311]

no i did.

it's like 30 degrees out tho and my neighbor has their own life. it's not next door it's a street over (different *suffix* i guess) so they got in the car and finished the delivery.

so i called up and told the manager to leave my neighbors out of this wtf. he offered 5 bucks off the next order i said great now what are you going to do for my neighbors? he asked for their phone number (wtf) i said you have their address write a nice note of apology. no accountability smh

Oh fuck off.

 

[edinatlanta]

Shout out to @indian_boyz

 

[beargonefishing]

Shout out to @indian_boyz

 

[mhip]

Finally!!!!
These poor soldiers have been stuck in customs for a month.

 

[imatlas]

They Started a Ned Flanders Metal Band. Then ‘The Simpsons’ Called

What started as a joke between friends has become official Simpsons lore.

getpocket.com

 

[edinatlanta]

When Mrs. @Omega Male has had enough of his freeloadin' ass.

Woman destroys $130,000 in alcohol at a Aldi in Stevenage (25/11-2020)

Posted in r/ThatsInsane by u/hjalmar111 • 64,535 points and 7,795 comments

old.reddit.com

 

[jcman311]

When Mrs. @Omega Male has had enough of his freeloadin' ass.

Woman destroys $130,000 in alcohol at a Aldi in Stevenage (25/11-2020)

Posted in r/ThatsInsane by u/hjalmar111 • 64,535 points and 7,795 comments

old.reddit.com

Fake news. No way Aldi has that much in wine inventory.

 

[otc]

I love Aldi. I'm on day 3 of an Aldi Beer Advent Calendar.

 

[jcman311]

Beer? Pleb.

I got a wine advent and @Piobaire has a whisky one (that he is not sharing details on )

 

[Texasmade]

Beer? Pleb.

I got a wine advent and @Piobaire has a whisky one (that he is not sharing details on )

Non pleb would have a high-end escort advent calendar.

 

[SixOhNine]

Non pleb would have a high-end escort advent calendar.

Tough to keep them in the box until their day, though.