things that are making you happy

[Piobaire]

Just caused 30 seconds of silence on a huge MegaCorp Zoom call.

The gist is when the divisional president was talking out or her ass I corrected her. There was no wiggle room here, she is just clearly unsure on some basic accounting concepts and I explained them.

Why don't they just give me some money to go away?

ETA: And I'm far, far from an accountant...

 

[Numbernine]

Just caused 30 seconds of silence on a huge MegaCorp Zoom call.

The gist is when the divisional president was talking out or her ass I corrected her. There was no wiggle room here, she is just clearly unsure on some basic accounting concepts and I explained them.

Why don't they just give me some money to go away?

ETA: And I'm far, far from an accountant...

Nothing better than rattlin' the suits. There was a story that went around about this old plumber working at Lockheed tying in a sewer main. A half dozen suits were standing around the hole eyeballing him and bitching about the stink. He reached down scooped up a turd and flipped it out of hole. He hollered " watch it brown trout coming out" They scurried away like rats.

 

[Omega Male]

Always the danger of an earthquake causing you to fall through the ceiling to floor plate glass window from your 32nd floor penthouse.
Because based on the commercials, Peloton only sells to those people...

 

[sugarbutch]

 

[gnatty8]

Just caused 30 seconds of silence on a huge MegaCorp Zoom call.

The gist is when the divisional president was talking out or her ass I corrected her. There was no wiggle room here, she is just clearly unsure on some basic accounting concepts and I explained them.

Why don't they just give me some money to go away?

ETA: And I'm far, far from an accountant...

Try being the finance guy in a meeting full of lawyers and engineers. I feel your pain.

 

[edinatlanta]

 

[sugarbutch]

 

[edinatlanta]

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I ALREADY POSTED THAT ISH AND GAVE A SHOUTOUT TOOUR boY AT DIEWORK WEAR

 

[edinatlanta]

Sometimes, I think I agree with ? and believe that this is the greatest song of all time

 

[edinatlanta]

 

[edinatlanta]

Try being the finance guy in a meeting full of lawyers and engineers. I feel your pain.

 

[edinatlanta]

I believe i am drunk

 

[mhip]

 

[edinatlanta]

Lmao only at mhipnthinla dropping an olive in a shighbo fishbowl is hardcover

 

[SixOhNine]

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Odds that Rudy's hand is gripping dat ass?