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HRoi

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Maybe they're at the point of wanting to swing, and we can take advantage.
As long as it's very well understood that I get Ana, you're with the soccer player.
Does this mean that we have to be a couple first 😍
 

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Got a haircut yesterday...
As I was driving home, my stylist texted me and she said one of her co-workers described me as "a tall drink of goodness"

Shortly after, she disclosed the person who said it is an old man.

I'll cross-post this to Hibbity asamfp.
Does this mean that we have to be a couple first 😍
Don't get greedy!!!
Wait, what are your sizes??
 

imatlas

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Only one?
 

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Ana is great and all but she’s not even the hottest in her own household. That would be dreamboat and 2000’s man-crush Bastian Schweinsteiger
JBar offspring #1 is named after Schweinsteiger.
 

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Fucking idiot. Good luck to him when he goes in field trips finding any tchotchkes that say "Jbaroffspringschweinsteiger"
 

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Good for her!

 

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THE JOKE IS THAT SHE WAS 17 AND A MODEL ON A PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE UNDER THE LAWS OF THE UNITED SATES OF AMERICA THIS IS CLASSIFIED AS A CRIME.
 

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good for her! Now I only hope she’s got the cash flow to fully pay that off in the next 3-5 years. Porn careers are as long as NFL running backs’
 

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See but I don’t think the MILFs are the ex-teen category stars, now are they? It’s not like golfing in the Senior Circuit when you’re done with the pros.

that’s why I used the running back analogy - your body only has a set number of porn ‘carries’ in it. And I think the MILFs start as MILFs...you don’t successfully go from ‘teen’ to ‘babe’ to ‘milf’ unless you’re the Frank Gore of onlyfans..
 

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