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things that are making you happy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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  2. Find Finn

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    My 14 year old niece is visiting and I'm apparently a huge nerd, because I like architecture etc. :lol:
     
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    Kids always tell the truth..
     
  4. patrickBOOTH

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    Unless they are little fucking liars...
     
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  5. Find Finn

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    The only true word to come out of a child's mouth is fuck you.
     
  6. HRoi

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    That reminds me of when my sister dragged me along on a visit to a couple that she was friends with. While we were there, their little five year old acted out and was sent to his room.

    After he closed the door, we heard him say very clearly, "what the fuck?! Those mother fuckers". I burst out laughing.
     
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  7. Find Finn

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    Did they put him in the Korean punishment position.
     
  8. GreenFrog

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    Wtf is the korean punishment position, Find Finn?
     
  9. L'Incandescent

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    Last night in my dream someone asked me what bands I liked. I was able to name a bunch of bands that I actually like in real life. (I think I said Interpol, The Cars, L.A. Guns (at which point my interlocutor laughed), Bjork, and KISS.) I was pretty impressed with mineself when I woke up.
     
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    Made me thing of this... maybe NSFW

    A kid walks into a whore house with a dead frog. He goes to the front desk and sets his dead frog up on the counter top. The man at the desk says, we don't allow kids here. The kid puts $100 bill on the counter and the man replies, ok what do you want? The kid says, I want to have sex with the girl here that has the most STD's I can get. We don't have women like that here sorry buddy. The kid then puts another $100 bill on the table. Ok kid, all the way down the hall last door on the left. The kid comes out of the room after awhile and as he's walking out the front door the man stops him. Hey kid, why in the world would you do that? You basically just killed yourself. The kid looks up at him and says, I'm going to go home and fuck my babysitter. My parents are going to come home then my dad will take the babysitter home and he will fuck the babysitter. My dad will come home and he will fuck my mom. My dad will leave for work in the morning and the mail man will come and my mom will fuck the mail man and that's the mother fucker who ran over my frog.
     
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    I had a dream last night that I was rollerblading with Paul Banks. I was nude.
     
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    Come on, words are always SFW.
     
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    I had a dream last night where Katy Perry was feeling me up. It was fantastic.
     
  14. L'Incandescent

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    I am all decked out in my signature color combination of navy and pink today. :slayer:

    (The pink part of the ensemble is the pantalones or pants.)
     
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    I think the city I live in will probably celebrate upon my departure in one week.
     
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    The boys down at the station will probably miss the late night talks through the drunk tank bars.
     
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    All the gay bars will miss me dearly.
     
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    After a shocked silence they quickly wanted to talk about something else. That kid's gonna grow up to be a winner
     
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    This is funny because about 20 minutes ago I was walking and this guy J-Walked in front of this bright pink van. The van honked at him and the guy yelled, "FAGGOT!!!" super loud at the van. Everybody was very uncomfortable.
     
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    This is funny because last night I was walking through Chelsea, which is known to be the home of many people who live alternative lifestyles (homosexual). I don't know if I am gay-sist, or just really pompous but I was thinking to myself how every man I saw was gay and wanted to fuck me. It was awesome.
     
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